Jim Szelagowski🌻

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

@lukei4655 Prayer Force One

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Trump looting almost $2 billion from the government coffers to pay his supporters is one of the largest scandals in US history.

But our press is so beaten down and the public has become so fatigued by his constant criminality that it's barely a news story.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

I wouldn’t rely on this info exclusively, but I was prepared for a multi-hour wait at @ATLairport and got through security in one hour. Staff here is doing a great job!

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

Just when you think everything has gone to hell, there’s this.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A robot couldn't stop dancing at a HaiDiLao Hotpot restaurant in Cupertino, California, sending food and chopsticks flying despite the best efforts of three staff members.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

Happy to report that I, a 40 year old man, am absolutely acing the 2nd grade math lessons on @duolingo

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

I think it’s time to take away grandpa’s nuclear codes.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

Ever since I was a young child, I have dreamed of writing the great American cover letter.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

Still doin’ it.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

The President of the United States is delusional.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

Happy Cyber Monday to those who celebrate.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

WHY DO I STILL HAVE TO RE-ENTER ALL OF THE INFORMATION FROM MY RESUME ON THE JOB APPLICATION

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

🎶 Cut my bike into pieces/Now I’ve got no transport 🎶

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

It should not require a personal appeal to the President of the United States to get a necessary cancer treatment.

The vast majority of us do not have that privilege.

FIX THE SYSTEM.

Wishing Scott Adams all the best. ❤️

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via X, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it.

I need it.

As many of you know, I have metastasized prostate cancer.

My healthcare provider, Kaiser of Northern California, has approved my application to receive a newly FDA-approved drug called Pluvicto. But they have dropped the ball in scheduling the brief IV to administer it and I can’t seem to fix that.

I am declining fast. I will ask President Trump if he can get Kaiser of Northern California to respond and schedule it for Monday. That will give me a fighting chance to stick around on this planet a little bit longer.

It is not a cure, but it does give good results to many people.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

Has anyone invented the term “doomsnacking” yet? If not, I’m taking credit. (But you can use it)

[lisatomic @lisatomic5]

ok hear me out, they should play tv shows at movie theaters. then like "every tuesday at 8pm" you go see the next episode of Sopranos or whatever. and then you see the same people there each week and you're all watching the same show

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

@CoasterRoadTrip Six Flags corporate like “Yes…this is *intentional*…for the Halloween season…”

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

@DonHelbig I’m impressed. Massive coaster, record breaking inversions. I do wish they would’ve gone with a 90-degree drop, though. The beyond-vertical element detracts from the experience of freefall, IMO. Still can’t wait to ride!

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

I’ll be honest—I’m never going to tap, hold, load in 4K. Not for me.

[Jim Szelagowski🌻 @jimszel]

I just took the first step on my Jeopardy! journey. (Not really, though. I've taken the test about 5 times before...)

You don't get any results, but I feel like I did well this time around.

Take the #JeopardyTest anytime! https://t.co/srWh4r1Y6v