Jim Goodwin

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Ending a war without ending your enemies is how you get more war and more enemies.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I hope that in the afterlife every Karen who wants to “speak to the manager” receives Earl Weaver.

[4 Train Savages @FourSavages]

“Pretty amazing he got on the Jimmy Fallon show batting .239.”

Guardians broadcast throwing shots at Jazz Chisholm Jr? 🤔

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was a kid I thought Lovey Howell was about 88 years old. Now I’m like “There was a pretty strong third alternative on that island.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Yeah, that’s right Timmy, better have your parents call an exorcist right fucking now because that bitch is talking.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When Mr. Spock and Jimi Hendrix get together, it’s time to set the phasers to Purple Haze, motherfucker.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

see you there 🧡💙

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I would rather be friends with someone I disagree with politically who never talks about politics than someone I agree with who can never shut the fuck up about politics.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you are under a certain age, let me assure you this apple pie was served at the surface temperature of the planet Mercury.

[Annie McGregor @AnnieGoodie]

My heart 🫶🏻

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There’s nothing better on a hot day than downing some mediocre ice cream with a spoon that tastes like a park bench.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

70% of the Earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by @joshhart

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Captain, how soon can you land?”

“I can’t tell.”

“You can tell me. I’m a doctor.”

“No, I mean I’m just not sure.”

“Well, can’t you take a guess?”

“Well, not for another two hours.”

“You can’t take a guess for another two hours?”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“10 … 11 … 12! TWELVE straight losses! Ah ah ah!”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Honey, where’s Billy?”

“I haven’t seen him since he put on a mask and left with a rifle this afternoon.”

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

when you’re playing softball but you see someone on their way to the moon:

[Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer]

I would not want to go out to dinner with this guy tonight…

[Andrew Abadie @AndrewAbadie]

Florida played 14 teams that made the NCAA tournament:

Here’s who made it
Duke (1)
Arizona (1)
UConn (2)
Arkansas (4)
Alabama (4)
Vanderbilt (5)
Tennessee (6)
Kentucky (7)
Miami (7)
Georgia (8)
TCU (9)
Missouri (10)
Texas A&M (10)
Texas (11) - first four

The #Gators went 12-6.

[Jim Goodwin @jimtgood]

@stephanpastis Come see Elvis's birthplace in Tupelo, MS

Visit Oxford, Ms, too

Let me know if you need anything!

[Jim Goodwin @jimtgood]

@Super70sSports Craig "The car, please" James