Jim Tobe

Writer, fighter, candlestick-lighter.

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What does he have in his sights next? #1 Dad? Best in Show? Mel Gibson's 1985 Sexiest Man Alive title?

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Seann William Scott looks like Jim Jordan on the Righteous Gemstones.

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When did shopping for a comforter become so intense?

I didn't realize they were naming these things like monster trucks or middle linebackers.

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I could sure go for one of those not the most consequential elections in American history next time around.

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You can't ask me what my favorite Catherine Zeta Jones movie is. That's Entrapment.

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A man, a concept of a plan, a canine, pandemonium.

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When I think about some people's morals, this is what I sing.

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"Sephiroth, the war hero?"

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The time between Christmas and New Year's is confusing enough without a special edition of "Monday Night Football" on Saturday.

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Bragging about the strength of your trash bags? That’s a…

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@Mitchel_Inkrott

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Nice try, LinkedIn News.

There's no way I'm clicking on that story. You think I was born yesterday?

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"They paved paradise, put up paradise."

-Justice Thomas-

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“Yo, Ted, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish. But Jonah Hill had one of the best comedic performances of all time!"

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"They/them's fighting words!"

-Modern cowboy

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Top 5 Eves:

1.) Christmas
2.) New Year's
3.) All Hallows'
4.) Adam and
5.) Summer's

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The Weather Channel is pitching E.T. sequel titles.

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I'm going to start referring to Super Mario Sunshine as "First FLUDD."

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Images that precede unfortunate events

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Ok, the sink thing was pretty funny.