Jim Vujovich

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Watching a preview for Odyssey, I didn’t recognize @TomHolland1996 at first, but then I saw Dave the Frog. 🐸

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Can I get the ATM business @Chase ? I’m sure they pay Hyosong tons of money for machines that are typically down 2-3 times a week. I’ll give you crap machines for just twice the cost. USA! USA!

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Every time I change apps in MacOS Tahoe, I wanna poke someone @Apple with a pin 🤬

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Wow…service @wetzelspretzels @DisneySprings could not be worse. Stood for 6 min at the window completely unacknowledged then told “Sorry we’re out of that.” 😱🤬

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

.@DangerCoffee_ it’s hard to believe “processing” can take 10 days. UPS hasn’t even received my order yet. I’m getting the feeling you are a scam outfit

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

So disappointed to discover @culvers frozen custard contains carrageenan and guar gum. Now I can’t go there. #inflammation

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Is the @Target app meant to provoke me into punching someone? Because Mission accomplished. What a frustrating 💩

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

.@MissionLogPod Live: am I the only one old enough to see the similarity between What is Starfleet? and the Dear Sigmund or Letter Home episodes of MASH? An outsider looking at the daily coming and going, revealing as much about himself as the subjects.

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

What’s it gonna take, @Chase bank manager at 8670 Fenton St, Orlando, FL 32836 for NCR to get their ATMs working? There are literally 10 people waiting for the vestibule machine AGAIN because the drive thru is broken. 🤦‍♂️

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Is 20 min too long to sit @SonnysBBQ drive thru without an order being taken? Who has time for this? #later #fail

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

.@GrammarGirl thinking about your episode on Latin being a dead language because I just learnt about Ladin, the closest existing modern language to Latin, being derived from Vulgar Latin leftover in the Romanized Alps. #deadish

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

So whose nephew is coding the @AMCTheatres app? My A-List card expired, and even though it’s updated I’m on 45-day suspension? Who TF decided that’s how you treat your highest tier members? And the theaters themselves can’t even correct the problem? F. And. U.

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Who @NCRegister is sleeping with whom @Chase that got the ATM contract done? The ATMs are down 3-5 times a week. Ridiculous.

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Does Facebook want me to be fking sick of Pedro Pacal? Because mission accomplished.

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Man, I don't know whose nephew is programming the website @VitaminShoppe but it's a hot mess. Head to the basement and tell I'm to fix it.

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Hard to believe just how worthless @Target has made their app/website/“security” procedures. Even phone help is zero help

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

What happened to the voice of Flanders? And Barney? Some form of highly effective political protest, I assume. #Simpsons

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Looking forward to my @molekuleair unit, but your fulfillment and shipping is just embarrassing. Two weeks? Welcome to 1983. Should have got it next day from @amazon

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

Are @amazon drivers incentivized to drive 10 under the speed limit? And taught to weave back and forth in their lane to make it basically impossible to pass? Cuz the truck in front of me is really good at both.

[Jim Vujovich @jimvujo]

.@wayword to me, the sportsy “on the season” sounds related to a gangster saying, You got nothin on me, copper!”