Bluecrab Enjoyer

Island enthusiast

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

When the bartender tells you he’s closing and to pay your tab and go home

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

HW knew The Fear. Nixon was just bored and uncomfortable

[caro @bagelaureate]

this genre of presidential images

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

I’m the only Twitter user who has ever gotten the punctuation correct

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

Hope everyone has their “Yea, good. Ok.” tweets ready if Steyer wins in Cali

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

i think about this everyday

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The US has quietly deployed 82nd Airborne paratroopers to Israel, per deployment order leaked to me.

The deployment is tied to new US-Israel joint contingency plans for seizing Kharg Island and carving out coastal territory inside Iran.
https://t.co/HU5yWUCpCN

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don’t really think it’s about me Karoline. I think it’s about the idea that we all have fallen down and that we all wish we could be a little kinder to each other. And we all hope for a little grace and understanding when we get honest with ourselves and the world. And we all have that friend or brother or parent or son that has fucked up but fought to get back on their feet. Or that may be you. Or it may be the one that lost the battle and we are mourning them every day- and asking why couldn’t he fight for himself. Whatever it is- it’s not about me. It’s about all of us. So I genuinely ask you to forget about me- and reach out to someone you love who is struggling and tell them you’ll fight alongside them if they will fight for themselves.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Megaphonix @MegaphonixMusic]

the look on tom's face slowly changing and looking back and forth at them as he locks in and realizes what he's just walked into is incredible. it's like being in your childhood friend's living room when their parents start fighting in the kitchen

[Pattern Ignorer @erasmusNYT]

currying my liege’s favor

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

I love the country but I can’t stand the scene

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

@drnifkin_OB (Pictured)

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

https://t.co/u7OBZMvZkU

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

Dr. Red and The Neckler

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Dick Tracy comic

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

@freedomfromlib Clanker is old people friendly and elicits a chuckle upon explanation in my experience

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

@wsleysnipes @bradjchester Lmao

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

I’m watching Mad Men for the first time and I think they’re shooting meth in this one

[Resident NY3 @Ny3Resident]

@spectatorindex @notcapnamerica Gift article https://t.co/KdtLWs26La

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

@baltimoresun This is, once again, an argument against having any/all laws

[Bluecrab Enjoyer @JimWebb2016]

@StevenCheung47 @SeanMcCarthyCom Get his ass OddJob

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes