Jim Yacorzynski

Life, 280 characters at a time.

I support your right to be an asshole.

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@CharlesMBlow Classic Biden. He is a good man, however gaffe prone. If you were in dire straits, who would be more likely to come to your aid ... Biden or Trump? I would be offended if I were black. And then I'd vote for Biden.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

Biden feels at home speaking to the Black community. He made a joke. Comedy ain’t easy, but he didn’t say 2 go shoot Clorox in our tits. Now, I wouldn’t make a blanket statement to say that voting for Trump means you’re not Black. I would say that it means you’re not smart.

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@mmpadellan If he chooses a dill pickle for VP, he gets my vote.

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@IvankaTrump What would be extra ordinary would be for the white house to do SOMETHING besides throwing shit around like apes in a cage.

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@vancemurphy @AdamParkhomenko @ericswalwell You would sound much better on a ventilator

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@robreiner Skip the chloroquine, substitute thorazine.

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@Dax_x98 Do you call them to let them know you're running late?

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@davidaxelrod @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump Alright, who's the one republican that made the connection?

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@Latinaproducer @NeverTrumpMMXVI @HoarseWisperer Now he's exposing himself to his valet?

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@NeverTrumpMMXVI @HoarseWisperer Lying

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@jimsciutto Thats not a bad thing. I try to not wish death on anyone, but let's just leave it to darwinism in the WH. Science doesn't give 2 shits whether you believe in it or not.
I say no masks, no testing and pass the bong around in the oval office.

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@PreetBharara Of all the republican senators, he's the one they served a warrant? I can think of at least 45 republican senators I'd like to see busted before Burr.

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@KCBSRadio @ericswalwell @jbellnews @pattireising Take special care on your travels. This must suck for western legislators.

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@juliaioffe Pride. Insecurity. Arrogance. Fear of prosecution.

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@GreggJarrett @realDonaldTrump Is it safe to assume you're a law and order guy? Except for the laws you don't like?

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@morethanmySLE Agreed, except for the "mixed messages" part. Birx is a lapdog, Fauci has been sidelined. Nothing mixed about that.

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@Djlee_md @AprilDRyan We'd know from the lack of tweet rages.

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@AprilDRyan Yep, prayers will stop the spread. Testing and isolation and masks and gloves where necessary is for LOSERS. I hope everyone in the WH uses only prayers, bc everyone knows Christians, Muslims and believers
are immune.

[Jim Yacorzynski @jimyuno]

@realDonaldTrump W
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@PreetBharara @RodRosenstein Crickets