New Year’s hottest club is...Staying the Fuck Home. This place has EVERYTHING! Cheap drinks. Heavy pours. Your favorite spot on the couch. No bathroom lines. No cover for ladies (masks & bras not required). VIP fridge access. Live performances by you staring at your phone & MORE!
If a doctor uses the wrong tool and kills a patient what are the chances they keep their job? If a pilot opens the cabin door midflight instead of turning on the seat belt sign do they keep their job? But a cop can "mistakenly" grab their gun instead of a taser and keep theirs?