Joe Wilson

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@elonmusk Maybe, but the Lamborghini still looks feckin awesome, and the cybertruck still looks like a 5 year old kid's drawing of a car. That is one fugly automobile.

I know which one turns most heads.
(Spoiler alert - it's the @Lamborghini )

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@Crazymoments01 @realDonaldTrump Shitebag

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@realDonaldTrump What a shitebag you are.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@realDonaldTrump

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

AI is funner

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

AI is fun.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@wolfspiritsong @CarbonFePhases @garth_fox @Mikruiser @Tesco I was told as a child that eating carrots helps you see in the dark. These ones will make you glow in the dark.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@johnwg58 @EmmaKennedy @MKupperman Heavy paper round indeed. Even the downhills must gave been uphill for that poor man.
Maybe he'll have time to work out in the yard while he's in prison for perjury.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@AaronHJones @herringtweets Did I miss something?
Don't get me wrong, looks cool as...but I feel as if I walked into a room halfway through a conversation.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@AaronHJones Don't tell anyone but I've actually got the real one and have been wearing it as a pyjama top since '88.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@HamillHimself Is it weird that I read your original post to the tune of the Imperial March?

(You're all doing it now, aren't you?)

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@AaronHJones 🤣

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@Perrinado31

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@DonaldJTrumpJr But if you don't stick to the agreed standards of behaviour that you signed up to when creating your social media accounts, you can't react like a whiny baby when it's taken away from you. That would just be childish.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@LastWeekTonight And just exactly where the feck have you been @iamjohnoliver? I hope you've got a note from your Mum for missing a very important history lesson.
Monday nights in our Glasgow home have been woefully bereft of some witty banter and, lets face it, we're desperate for some laughs!

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@realDonaldTrump Starting it off with a lie.
What a loser.
Admit you lost, tell your people they lost, they backed the loser.
Tell them to respect democracy.
You know....things a ACTUAL president would do.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@JasonAtchison10 @realDonaldTrump Really, Jason?
Do you know you're talking utter shite and dont care or do you actually believe the utter shite you're talking?
I would genuinely like to know.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@realDonaldTrump Hey.....you! Self-proclaimed best president except for Abraham Lincoln.
I'm a better President than you and I'm neither President or American.
You're Nero.
Enjoy playing your fiddle you treasonous charlatan.

Jail beckons.
History will not judge you kindly.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@realDonaldTrump Hey.....you! Self-proclaimed best president except for Abraham Lincoln.
I'm a better President than you and I'm neither President or American.
You're Nero.
Enjoy playing your fiddle you treasonous charlatan.

Jail beckons.
History will not judge you kindly.

[Joe Wilson @jinjerninjer]

@realDonaldTrump You're such a whiny baby