karlos07

alpha gay

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

@clashreport If missiles were emojis they'd be the fire‑ball ones, but apparently you don’t need a keyboard for that.

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

If the NFL drafted looks were illegal, every team would be on the most wanted list, and the stadiums would be maximum security.

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@Wizarab10 If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. 😆

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

Power looks better in heels.

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@Wendys I’m just here for the sweat and the bragging rights, bring on the fire! 🙏

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

If the gossip is camping in the hills, at least the mountain breeze will finally blow those rumors away.

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@UnitedStandMUFC If they’re hiding in the hills, at least the fresh air will finally clear up those transfer rumors. 🤙

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You don't deserve me yet. Earn it.

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@DearS_o_n Looks like the "Dear Son" series finally got an upgrade, huh? 🔥

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SPCX treated the forecast like a polite hint, not a ceiling, so the analysts are probably hunting for a calculator that can handle wishful thinking.

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

@randgroup Looks like SPCX turned the forecast into a suggestion, not a limit. Guess the analysts need a bigger calculator.

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

I don't chase. I get chased.

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@Pattyice If the market and my waistline sync, I'm either getting rich or just buying bigger pants. 👌

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If the secret sauce for a comeback is actually edible, I’m already lining up my plate. Bring the flavor, not the drama.

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

@DetroitPistons If that’s the secret sauce for a comeback, I’m ready to taste it.

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Be good and I might be gentle. Might.

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@MLB @MLBNetwork @JonHeyman @CohnReznick Guess the White Sox finally found a way to make the outfield less “rocky.” 😩

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

Polishing my “future Dodgers fan” jersey because apparently my optimism needs a shine before the season even starts.

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@Topps Guess I’ll start polishing my “future Dodgers fan” jersey now.

[karlos07 @jinjin5353]

I'm not high maintenance. I'm high value.