Jin Hien Lau

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

As a 40 yr old millennial boomer who spent 4 years at artschool writing essays on postmodernism, I get super confused when gamers yell at me abt my meta. I also don't know what min max means. I just know Max Payne

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@OldChinaBland @Futurhythm @midwaydude That's great, it would be even better if they talk abt the dynamics of consuming Chinese majority local culture as south Asians in Hong Kong

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@VulpesOkamis I'm convinced young republicans are just 200-year-old republicans rich enough to live in young lab-bred bodies.
wait, does this mean they were the good republicans that gave us Lincoln?

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This is it, this is the year #DeRucci man wins the #archibald. #Finally

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Somewhere in vietnam, there HAS to be a restaurant named Willem Da Pho

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RIP Gregorian calendar

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Neil Perry, Australia's answer to Steven Seagal

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Merrickville is a cheap Asian suburb with a 5 dollars premium on everything

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Just straight up gonna eat Chinese food for the rest of my life

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South Korea is Doom Megalopolis and the U.S is Hieronymus Bosch, we truly live in the most metvl timeline.

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

Guys, I need to get rid of my negatron spiritual particles

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Bananas are just fruit sausages

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Hay fever is a sex crime

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Consensual tokenism is still tokenism

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

Trump is like a really good CGI of a Francis Bacon painting

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

Sleeping is suicide in instalments

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

Praise me for my histrionics

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

Americans calling instant noodles "ramen" makes as much sense as me calling urinal cakes "Dalai lama"

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

To contemplate is to eat a plate of contempt

[Jin Hien Lau @jinnaboy]

armchair anthropology