crocodile’s burner account

professional red sox pessimist //

[Ricks Drapes @PatsCurtins]

Oh thanks for the heads up, gambling addiction website.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Nothing screams “respect the troops” quite like pretending generations of American service members accomplished absolutely nothing until your political boss showed up.

[crocodile’s burner account @jinniejoestar]

@fourbelfries he refused to condemn hasan piker ://

[corycat @clairomariashi]

GOT ACCEPTED INTO RAYA LUCARIA MAGIC ACADEMY AS A GLINTSTONE MAJOR OMGGGGGGGGGG

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Tarrant County voter:

"Making citizens jump through hoops to vote is the kind of cowardice engaged in by people who don't think they can earn our votes."

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Under communism they'll find a way to arrest you for anything and you'll be work in a gulag"

Meanwhile capitalism

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

If voting didn’t matter, they wouldn’t do this.

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

This is how states like Texas stay red. People can still vote, but if you make it difficult enough, many will eventually give up, if they even try. This is voter suppression. Period.

[sean @_sn_n]

“I cant believe this is happening”

*posts ai pic*

[crocodile’s burner account @jinniejoestar]

@londonesify @Sheep_Esports no he’s picking pyke and morgana bc i want him to. i don’t care that ive never seen him play morgana in my life

[Meghan @PBglazerr]

ANOTHER FAKE ATHLETE FOUND🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️

First the NFL guy, now this?

Google says Sophie Cunningham Is a SG for the Indiana Fever

Even made a whole instagram page about this lie.

ALL FAKE!!

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

This brave postal service whistleblower reveals that Trump's plans for mail-in ballots would be a catastrophe that disenfranchises voters and derails the midterms.
We cannot allow this fascist government to throw out our votes and steal elections.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Finally! I was just sitting here waiting for the transportation secretary's take on Sweeney's boobs

[T @TSwizzle2U]

If this doesn’t end with him and ALL his co-conspirators in a prison cell in 2029, then this country is done.

Rigging free and fair elections is a federal crime. The president does not control elections in any way, as outlined by The Constitution.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump cut kids cancer research because it was deemed wasteful spending.

[suri @suricidal]

“you can be woke and support the indiscriminate killing of children in the global south”

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Right wing scandal: they raped a toddler and bombed a school

Left wing "scandal": they said something accurate that hurts the feelings of the dumbest people in the country

[Pepe Silvia @bbushdong]

Cops can trespass on your property and then kill your pets and then they get a paid vacation while their command runs cover for them lmaoo that’s crazy

[crocodile’s burner account @jinniejoestar]

@xofreyr hashirama cell injections

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Holy shit did anyone else just feel that? I am pretty sure gas just got cheaper and none of the food is poison that kills you anymore