Jio, PhD

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens

My PhD isn't real, as 99.999% of PhDs

Red button presser

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

Pra todos os tcholas que comentam que a minha conta é fake, que fique claro:

"Conta fake" é quando alguém tenta personificar outra pesoa.

Eu sou ANÔNIMO, e vou continuar assim, enquanto vocês tcholas não aprenderem a atacar argumentos ao invés de pessoas.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Anonymity lets more people have a voice

[А. Z. Fоrеmаn: Seriouѕ Рhіlоlоgy, Ѕіlly Веhаvіоr @azforeman]

This meme becmes incredibly stupid when you think about the Arabic names for Greek philosophers.

Might as well say:

He's Plato, not Aflaṭūn
He's Aristotle, not Aristū
He's Philonides of Laodicea, not Fīlūn al-Lāðiqī

And while you're at it, you might as well tell the Chinese that he's Buddhaghosa and not 覺音

[Não é o Léo Lins @leolinshumor]

@pedrorousseff

[🇯🇵SAIGOU🇯🇵郷田剛士🇯🇵 @oidonhagouda]

Bro, let’s stop pretending.

Muslims make up about 25% of the entire world’s population — over 2 billion people across 50+ countries.

Japanese people? About 1.4% of the world. One single country.

Shinto exists only in Japan.

So when people say “Japan should prioritize minorities and be more accommodating to Islam,” who exactly are we talking about?

The global majority is coming to one of the world’s smallest ethnic and religious groups and demanding that Japan change its culture, food, and traditions for them.

That’s not “protecting minorities.” That’s the majority trying to colonize a tiny minority.

Japan has every right to protect its own people and culture first.

If Muslims want to live under Islamic rules, they already have dozens of countries where they can do that. They don’t need to come to Japan and turn it into another one.

[Daniel Priestley @DanielPriestley]

Under capitalism, socialists are free to build socialism.

Under socialism, capitalists aren’t free to build anything.

Nothing stops a group of socialists pooling their money, forming a company, and splitting every wage and every pound of profit perfectly equally.... Or to donate all profit to the government.

It’s legal. It’s easy. Owning the means of production is as simple as setting up a company.

Marx wrote his manifesto before the invention of limited liability companies. Back then “seize the factory” meant seizing it from the handful of families who could afford one.

That argument expired the day anyone could start a company with limited liability, raise investment and hire who they want.

Socialists are free to lead by example and demonstrate their system works. They can out-recruit, out-motivate, out-build and out innovate based on their ideas if they like. It would prove the philosophy works. Capitalism will happily host their experiment.

The fact that nobody does this tells you a lot.

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

@thelegendofblu @DanielPriestley There is no such thing as "free market with taxes".
If there are taxes, it is not a free market.

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

@NewsLiberdade "liberdade" regulada não é liberdade, é concessão.

Se você só pode falar o que o estado permite, você não é livre.

[Hoje no Mundo Militar @hoje_no]

@NewsLiberdade Então, para preservar a liberdade de expressão, ele quer controlar como cada um pode ou não se expressar. Hmmm...

[300 Guns @300_guns]

@elonmusk

[Sindrome Amotivacional @Psiquiatripa]

Olha esse caso no RN:

Uma família criava um Arara por 16 anos, documentada e legalizada.

O Ibama “invadiu” a propriedade alegando fiscalização.

Encontrou a Arara e a família mostrou a documentação.

Mesmo assim apreenderam a Arara.

Família entrou com ação judicial que ordenou a devolução da Arara em 3 dias.

Ibama não cumpriu a ordem.

Depois veio outra pra cumprir em 48h.

Eles não cumpriram.

Depois apenas informaram que a Arara morreu e não sabem onde está o corpo.

Ligaram o foda-se pra justiça, para a família e para a Arara.

Com todo desrespeito que me cabe: por aqui o Ibama é o órgão mais inútil e sem serventia que existe e ainda fazem uma merda dessas.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Never read modern translations.

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

A researcher found critical Windows zero-days.

Reported them to Microsoft.

Microsoft denied the bug bounty.

Deleted their account.

Banned them from GitHub.

Then threatened criminal charges.

The researcher dropped six zero-days in six weeks.

Three got used in real attacks within days.

Other researchers are now handing them free vulnerabilities as a gift.

Microsoft’s Digital Crimes Unit is considering legal action.

Against the person whose bugs they refused to pay for.

This is Microsoft’s bug bounty program.

[Stonetoss Comics @stonetoss]

@BearDesignX a useful reminde for artists:

you can literally draw whatever the hell you want

[Goy Gems @GoyGems]

Comic by @GPrime85

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

@VovoOswaldo @Ednaldo40916743 Porque a motorista que estava esperando removerem o veículo foi embora e foda-se o dono do carro guinchado.

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

This is the most based take.

Avatar the Last Airbender is a 3-season show with absolutely no sequel.
No adaptation to other media, no nothing.

[Sckarton @Sckarton1]

@Fenrirtheicewo1 We don't know that. The show ended nearly 20 years ago and they haven't made any continuation to it.

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

@suesskatzi @AquillonVT @ChibRisky @AsterBlake03 @Woofwoof3D @fwmann1e Judging by the lack of burnt marks (or any mark, at all), I would imagine he removed all the air from that chamber, which prevented fire bending (and killed them all, of course).

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

@stefisgirlnow @MrAndyNgo @ucsc @RyleyNiemi_ AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Based Cow @_BasedCow_]

Non: "It's really complicated because XYZ..."
Young patriot: "I just want my country back"

[さねかずら @san6ka2ura_2]

うるせえ！
日本人は日焼けするんだよ（写真のニュースキャスターの女性は同一人物です）

肌の色なんてくだらんこと気にするくらいなら、日本の作品から離れとけ

そもそも、お前らのために作ってない

[Jio, PhD @jiofox]

@profjosemarpsol FGTS não é aquele dinheiro que o governo toma do trabalhador, pra depois emprestar a juros absurdos pro próprio trabalhador?

Baita conquista.