Thanos

I am The Titan
I am The Witness

[Thanos @jirehsuncle]

Qu'ai-je fait pour mériter une telle beauté?

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i don't have abandonment issues i'm actually very good at being abandoned.

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[David 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @discordspies]

I love how there’s this whole right wing genre of post that’s basically “women can’t help not being stupid irrational children and you have to love this about them” and it’s just a bunch of married men in dead bedrooms patting each other on the back.

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Women overrate themselves.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

sex is cool, but its never worth all the chasing, spending & bs y'all tolerate just to fuck.

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

They want to cheat without getting caught

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

GOAL! #ManCity 1-0 Inter, RODRI! [68’] #UCLFinal

[Thanos @jirehsuncle]

Ewww

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, deal set to be sealed as revealed earlier… HERE WE GO, SOON. 🇵🇹

Agreement at final stages after official proposal valid until June 2028 plus potential option.

Bernardo Silva, ready to join Real Madrid.

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

This might be my last World Cup as a virgin

[Thanos @jirehsuncle]

I would've killed you for even suggesting such a thing in 2020

[Thanos @jirehsuncle]

Found myself showing all 32 because of my BiL😂😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Have you ever been around a funny nigga when he has reached his flow state? 😂

Top tier bants

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

[۟ @BrontoHoops]

Y'all will eventually see what I see in HABIBTI

[Chrome Hearts @tom_papers]

Re banana, you have no business dating someone with two kids wena o sena ngwana.

[uThato @u_Thato]

Inject Nypand and Mukasa with some compound V. We’ll figure things out later🤣🤚🏾

[Keoagile @AFCTefo]

Resentment is such a funny thing man🤣

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

We're going to have to go back to visiting each other and drinking coke with biscuits like our parents used to do.

[Still I Rise 🙏🏾 @MGambit7]

Whisper My Name really one of the hardest songs Drake ever made ain’t think I’d be sayin that this late in his career

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.