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when slayyyter said ‘I need a cigarette’ I rly felt that shit

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I’ve been warm & fuzzy all day bc I woke up sooo in love w my fiance (as per usual but there’s a certain je ne sais quoi about today yk)

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also I have an ear infection

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and even tho you made me a 20 oz iced latte I will suck it up and drink it bc I’m not going to make you remake it even tho I asked for it to be hot

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guys, coffee should be hot unless said otherwise!!! The default state of coffee is Hot.

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my sister is training her one yr old puppy w a duck call whistle & I’m scared

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@seb0b during pride month nonetheless

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it is just barely hitting me that we got a new house & it’s perfect for us and we move in like 3 weeks

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@junk____yard yesssss!! Welp it sounds like we are both moving within 60days, so let’s find a time to chat!!!

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@junk____yard u know what we say… d*ath to all landlords

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@junk____yard when I got mine, my sweet was feeding me like a dog in its last day… simply heaven

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@junk____yard yikes!!!!

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ginger & scary spice got married and Of Course Posh made it all about herself. She danced very inappropriately in front of everyone. Oh also Geri & Mel B’s house is the lesbian flag

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@brittanydonner it was getting too real this morn hahah

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when lorde said stoned at the nail salon, she was onto something 🙂‍↕️

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blissing out on my homemade passion fruit & pear white tea with freshly squeezed grapefruit & lemon juice over vanilla bean ice cream

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I’ve been awake for 10 mins & already am being poked by my mommy issues™️ im going back to sleep

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decided idgaf actually so I’m no longer offended by my oldass boss’s random edits for no reason. it no longer makes me feel stupid & worthless at work I’m just chillin