Josh Chau

It's not a typo. Mainly music and movies on IG: @jishthec

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Some album highlights from January to June this year! We writing again!

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Why is my Uber driver taking the eco-friendly route? Who am I? Captain Planet? I’m late for work!

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Can’t trust people who are constantly stretching. What do you have to be so limber for?

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Jays go to the World Series and can’t afford original versions of songs?

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I just remembered the Dodgers got Kyle Tucker and I’m so much less excited for the season now

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This coliseum is cool as hell but it’s way better when the athletes are right in front of the stage and not in the stands

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Phoenix was way better than Major Lazer

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Biathlon is funny because they ski for a bit then shoot a fucking gun

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My Uber driver dropped my arrival time by 3 minutes with a single Fast and Furious move to turn onto Spadina

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Why couldn’t that power generator do its job?

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If you want to make some easy money, go on Fan Duel and put a bet on me blowing my brains out at this Super Bowl party if the Patriots don’t score at all tonight

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Doing the Abracadabra dance in my room

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I don’t like how Alex Honnold will probably have just increased my trip cost to Taiwan this year

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Homie probably has the best cell signal from the top of Taipei 101

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I guess I’m tweeting again

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Getting interrogated by a Provincial Offences Officer (POO) is highkey embarrassing. It’s a silly system, but they’re also there calling you a brokie with all of rush hour to see.

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Honestly, Ben Affleck actually knowing AI and the landscape caught me off guard, but as a writer, makes sense.

Great takes across the board.

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Fox used “Fuckin’ in the Bushes” to go to commercial???

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Little tryna gain a lil respect okay

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14th inning stretch Jesus

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Another third base coaching mistake