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Gloria Patri ☦️☦️| Web Developer | 22 | I have written thousands in hopes she reads me in her search— - jisrite

[amirite @jisrite]

tv off - kendrick = i touch grass

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[arson @desi0re]

“abandoned treasure” I’m crying 😭

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Caller: “My wife and I are both physicians in our 30s. We’re about $700,000 in debt, finishing fellowship, and about to start jobs that will pay roughly $900,000 a year combined.”

“We’ve spent 14 years training. After a year of saving and paying down loans, are we finally allowed to start living our life and buy a house?”

Dave Ramsey: “When do you start the new jobs?”

Caller: “Next month.”

Dave Ramsey: “So you’re about to make almost a million dollars a year.”

“You know how to delay pleasure. You’ve spent your entire life working and sacrificing for a future payoff.”

“I’m asking you to use that muscle one more time.”

“Live like you’re still in fellowship for one more year.”

“Clear the $700,000 debt before you buy the house, before you buy the cars, before you start celebrating.”

“You can make a million dollars a year with no payments and no debt. Finish cleaning up the mess, then go enjoy the life you worked for.”

[Uche is a girl @UcheMaryOkoli]

The Eucharist is Jesus.
Not a symbol.

It is Jesus.

[Against Atheism @AgainstAtheismX]

Atheists: "A person can't sweat blood, Christianity is a myth!"

*HEMATIDROSIS*

"An exceedingly rare condition where a person oozes or sweats blood from intact skin. It is (...) often triggered by extreme physical or psychological stress."

There are no mistakes in the Bible.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Don't act like I never told ya.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Foster @foster_type]

Rubio's habit of dropping rap lyrics into very serious situations shows that he understands that life is fundamentally absurd.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

"To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child."

— Cicero

[T.E. Jentzen @Faithful2Pray]

“Without God, man builds his hell on earth." -

Cardinal Robert Sarah

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Fanum breaks down how to spawn in every AMP member 😭

Davis - Clothing
Chris - Weed
Agent - Energy Drinks
Kai Cenat - Sewing Machine
Duke Dennis - Basketball

[amirite @jisrite]

@ExEmUpdates @AMPexclusive reading for the EMGENT train 🚂

[ExtraEmily Updates @ExEmUpdates]

@AMPexclusive Runnin it back? 👀

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

STREAMER UNIVERSITY 2 IS COMING 👀🔥

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Vatican Media confirmed the production of a documentary featuring Chris Pratt, filmed inside the Vatican Necropolis and St. Peter’s Basilica.

The project details the history and archaeology of the Tomb of the Apostle Peter. St. Peter’s Basilica was officially consecrated on November 18, 1626, by Pope Urban VIII.

The structure was built directly over the historical burial site of the apostle. Excavations of the necropolis beneath the basilica began in the 1940s under Pope Pius XII to formally locate and secure the tomb.

The film is scheduled for release in 2026 to mark the 400th anniversary of the basilica's consecration. It documents the excavation sites and the established historical records kept by the Vatican.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.