The Dark Jith Lord

Time Person of the Year 2006.

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

Never getting laid 101

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Flying into London a while back, the border control agent looked at my passport and asked me, "What do you think about Modi?"

Trying to be civil, I responded, "I'm not a fan"

He looked at me, smiled and went, "Right answer. Welcome to the UK"

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

Protesters kicking tear gas canisters into pothole water to douse them is Indian governance in a nutshell.

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

I want this Government to be criticised. Criticism makes democracy strong: PM @narendramodi

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@PlayerJourneys_ Should’ve been Lamine Yamal. Robbed. Ballon D’or scam.

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@PlayerJourneys_ @FabrizioRomano The man shaft? 🤣

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@PlayerJourneys_ @realmadrid Mbappe

[PlayerJourneys @PlayerJourneys_]

🏆 5-time UEFA Champions League Winner with @realmadrid

⚽ Real Madrid's second all-time top scorer with over 350 goals

🏅 2022 Ballon d'Or Winner

🇫🇷 France National Team striker, contributing to their 2014 and 2022 World Cup runs #lesbleus #allezlesbleus

📈 Over 600 career goals for club and country

🏟️ Captain of @alittihades in the Saudi Pro League since 2023

#FootballLegend #ChampionsLeague #RealMadrid #FranceFootball #ballondor #AlIttihad #GoalMachine #FootballFacts #Soccer

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

@NS_online I’m literally trying to get on call with your customer support, but looks like that won’t happen either.

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Worth applauding: @ISRO chief Dr Somanath is a product of the TKM College of Engineering, Kollam, Kerala and many of his colleagues graduated from the College of Engineering, Thiruvananthapuram (CET). At least seven more engineers from CET were involved in the #Chandrayaan3Success: From Left:
-Mohana Kumar (mission director / mechanical)
-Athula (electronics)
-Satheesh (mechanical)
-Narayanan (associate mission director / mechanical)
-Mohan (mechanical)
-Shora (electronics)
[Apologies for any spelling errors].

Indians are rightly obsessed with the IITs, but let's salute the alumni of unsung engineering colleges who serve the public sector with dedication & who are the backbone of national enterprises like @ISRO. IITians went to Silicon Valley; CETians took us to the moon!

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

@dontcallmerohit 🐐

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

so insecure

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo: "Saudi league is better than MLS".

"I'm 100% sure I won't return to any European club. I opened the way to Saudi league... and now all the players are coming here". 🇸🇦

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

Alcaraz has such a weirdly great backhand that makes the ball drop so good 🤌🏼

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

driving like a dumbass in India >>> driving in any other country

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

man said he was moving to mls to finally stay away from the spotlight lol

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🇺🇸 @AppleTV

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

@aadhyakryl funny how your name is your roll number too

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@dontcallmerohit it’s training, even mascherano scored blinders in training

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

ded

[plathypus @phagopsytes]

hanuman to sita before lanka dahan

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

“no fr, you a Messi fan right?”
“yeah”
“same”

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨| EXCL: Jude Bellingham & Arda Güler met for dinner before starting pre-season. 🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[The Dark Jith Lord @jithboi]

@henasaraheldose @appumon4K attax 🥲

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met the man, the myth, the legend @appumon4K

now I can happily retire from Twitter