Allison Mack

I'm a bibliophile. I run. I read. I yoga. I’m a mama & one of those annoying Vegans who care about the planet 🌎 🌱🧘🏻‍♀️📚🏃🏻‍♀️🍂🍵

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

As a vegan parent I’d really appreciate if @PepperidgeFarm could make one type of Goldfish Crackers VEGAN…the plain and pretzel don’t make sense to me why they have milk when all other pretzels and plain crackers do not…that’s be fantastic so my vegan kid could snack with peers

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

Sometimes I wish my kid wore disposable diaps, like when I’m heaving over the toilet because it smells so bad trying to get it out of the cloth #parentingjoys #clothdiapers #momproblems

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

My son has had no less than 6 tantrums over having the broom in the past hour... #parenting #wtfkid #abroomrreally #toddlerssuck

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

When the boy gets fruit, toothbrush, and toothpaste in his stocking and papa gets candy and mama get chocolate you know you’re parenting right #HappyChristmas #forahealthiergeneration #dontworryaboutitboy #winparenting

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

When your body is so use to getting up at 5:45 that even on holiday you still wake up #momlife #teacherproblems #HappyChristmas

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

Yule log is in the oven! #feelingfestive #Yuletide #winningmama #HappyChristmasEve

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

If telling bad jokes to annoy my husband burned calories I’d be a super model! #funnywife #badjokes #annoyedhusband #gochiefs #HappyChristmasEve

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

Does playing fetch with my toddler so o can finish my book make me a bad mama? #nerdproblems #bibliophile

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

When your toddler gets bested by a drawer...dude #ToddlerLife #badmama #hadtostopfromlaughing

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

It’s amazing how bad of a mama I am when both the boy and I are sick...play with the tv remote-sure...watch tv for the first time-okay...change diaper-nah #badmama

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

7 sick hours (at work)
6 coughing fits
5 pots of tea
4 hour nap
3 bottles of water
2 box of tissues
And a sick lady sitting on the couch #happychristmas #sickness #12DaysOfChristmas

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

I’m definitely going to need a sugar detox after Christmas...but peanut butter candy and cookies are so tasty! I’m currently sick with a cold probably from all the sugar but I just can’t stop... #sugaraddict #holidayweight

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

When you just want love but your husband won’t go near you because you’re sick... #MarriedLife #truelove #ijustloveyou #reallife

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

My baby is going to the 1s room... #sadmama #imaycry #biglittleguy

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

Ate too much, drank too much, and too many cookies this weekend = bloated whale Monday... #holidayweight #weightlossjourney #butcookies

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

Color rush Red is by far the best! #letsgochiefs #ChiefsFamily #kclove

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

I wish I didn’t compare myself to others...but I suppose that’s just life...I feel like a bad mom/wife compared to others in my life...but I really just don’t want to do some of that shit #badmom #sisterinlawisbetter

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

I have three books I currently want to read all at the same time but I have very little time to read...blurgh! #readerproblems #bibliophile #booklife #blessthelibrary

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

My sons first sentence will start with “Here’s the thing” or end with “its guy stuff don’t worry about it” #likefatherlikeson

[Allison Mack @jitterbugbeet]

I love how bluntly honest the people on House are...if my work was this way it’d be a different world