Brandon of Nazareth

Philanthropist, Expert in ram abortions. Really hate wasps. Can't spell edimommay. Ask me how I like my coffee. He/Him. Galatians 4:16

[Brandon of Nazareth @jitterflugerpug]

I hate it when people accuse me of editing my photos...it's called hard work sweetie, look it up😘😘

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@50Shades0fWay I can't think of a better book to kickstart a reading habit

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Childish take, here's an idea: maybe try reading again

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Reading for school legit killed my desire to read for a hobby

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I'm gonna cry I'll miss you kat

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Knicks have acquired Karl-Anthony Towns from Minnesota for Julius Randle, Donte DiVincenzo and a first-round pick via Detroit, sources tell me and @JonKrawczynski.

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@anony_moosen @JaneOst_ I've sent this text to you about 7 different times, @ me next time

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What do you mean they don't get enough credit. Who's doubting sheep dogs. Shut the fuck up

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Sheep dogs don't get enough credit

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Survivor Tocantins be like:

[Nickspicks @Nickthepicker]

You got to set the wife straight early.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

YOUR MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES ARE HEADED TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

gone but not forgotten.

RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

[Brandon of Nazareth @jitterflugerpug]

I've never been in love with a professional team more than this one

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At the nfl draft straight up falc’n it, and by it, haha, lets jusr say, mike penix

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This is not accurate to reality

[Macy’s Place Pizzeria @macyspizza]

#2 Buffalo 😎

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Nan choked on some popcorn at the movies, luckily we were seeing Madame Web, so I was able to perform CPR thanks to it. She died but I gave it my best. Thanks @sydney_sweeney

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Well, my days ruined. Claire's said they can't accommodate my request for a Prince Albert😡

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@Cmoneymoney8 @Addy03Nate L take, I'd like to see Carter beat Pace in an Oklahoma drill

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Ganon, you're famous now 🥹

[Brandon of Nazareth @jitterflugerpug]

@LauraLoomer Hi Laura,

You tweeted this less than an hour after the crash at the Rainbow Bridge, and it is still up on your page at this moment. Do you plan on keeping this misinformation up on your page? You are an 'investigative journalist' after all, do you care about your integrity?

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@50Shades0fWay @DirtyMichael I don't play halo 2 but I like you:)

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Doug Bowser going as Bowser is the least creative costume I've seen so far this Halloween.

[Doug Bowser @thetruebowser]

Junior??? #HappyHalloween

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We did it. #TwinsWin!

#WeBelieveinTC