jituoji99

💫 Dreamer | #zkApes fan | Foodie | Always seeking adventure

[sanyi.eth @sanyi_eth_]

搞了6个起源岛 @wofplatform 的wl抽给大家
背景是很多粉丝同学都私信我想要这个wl，本身游戏质量很好也很火
同时也感谢 @Lilovexuan 同学帮忙对接拿到了wl。所以有了今天的抽奖
老规矩，评论区明幕2个，转发抽3个，1个赠送给帮忙对接的同学。24h开奖
wl目前地板100u左右哈，大家珍惜

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide with hydrochloric acid?
Water, and /r/leagueoflegends

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?
Aloha Ackbar!

[Xterio @XterioGames]

📣 The Xterio Platform Beta https://t.co/boln8Z9Vpi is now LIVE!

🚀It's time to dive deep into the thrilling world of Xterio. 🔥

Share your thoughts in the comments if you're fired up for our first game @Ageofdino! 🙌

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

Did you hear about the man with no arms and no legs?
The doctor said he would be arsing around for the rest of his life

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian.
That's what most Christians do anyways.

[MathWallet @MathWallet]

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[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

TIL Donald Trump played Football when he was in college.
He played de fence.

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

Who is Donald Trump's least favourite rock band?
Foreigner.

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert.
Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed.

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

I'm in a complex relationship
My girlfriend is imaginary.

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

My wife and I were happy for 25 years.
Then we got married.

[ARCANA @ArcanaHQ]

// FINAL CALL 🚨

Enter the Premint, 50 of you will be joining our ranks ✨

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[「 KOMICHI 」 @thekomichi]

「 KOMICHI x ELEMENTAL x PLAYPOP」🔥

x1 Komichi WL
x1 Elemental Raiders WL
x1 Play!Pop!Go WL

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[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

#OpenEx #CEX #DeFi @galxe @galxe https://t.co/ny016wRvJ3

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

What do you call a horny midget?
An extended version of The Hobbit.

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear.

[jituoji99 @jituoji99]

I told my husband there are 100 days until our baby's delivery
He said "That's a really long time. You should really use Prime next time".

[SEIZON @SeizonNFT]

DROPLIST = FREE MINT

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