jiten manohar

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@imFindDory: started from da ocean now we lost "@Thavashan_M @yakinsingh1 @YasteelR

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@TheFunnySayings: Hakuna Ma'Vodka

It means no memories

for the rest of ur night"@yakinsingh1 @sahil_hansraj @YasteelR @TrevonR31

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@GhettoChiIdren: Can i pay for college with my tears"@Thavashan_M

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@Funny_Truth: Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Because I’m diggin’ that ass."@sahil_hansraj

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@SpeakComedy: my parents never even gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school"@TrevonR31 @yakinsingh1 @YasteelR

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@ProfessorWasted: Taken is the adult version of finding nemo."@TrevonR31 @sahil_hansraj. 'Looking for Nash' ;)

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@GrownAssMidget: On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry how big is your nose?"@Thavashan_M @TrevonR31 @YasteelR @sahil_hansraj :m.gee

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@GrownAssMidget: Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink?"@yakinsingh1 @YasteelR @TrevonR31

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@ParanormalFactz: When a ghost enters a room,the room usually gets cold."@Lee_107

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@ShtGuysSay_: I wonder if girls walk around and think "Oh ya, he wants the V""@YasteelR @sahil_hansraj @Sahilbalraj123

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

@Lee_107 I hope not :D

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

@Lee_107 :shhhsssh you're the worst friend ever !

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

Having fun playing CSR Racing

http://t.co/3LCg79DL9O

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@WoWFactz:South Africa, Ireland, and the UK are the top 3 countries that search for “gay porn”on Google most often."@yakinsingh1 @YasteelR

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@RudeComedian: Cooties still exist they're just called STD's now."@yakinsingh1 @TrevonR31 @sahil_hansraj

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@neverknownfacts: Alcohol does not kill brain cells."@yakinsingh1 @YasteelR @sahil_hansraj @TrevonR31

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: nothing lasts forever ...except for π"@TrevonR31

[jiten manohar @jitz206]

"@Lmao: I don't say I don't give a fuck, I SHOW IT. 👊"@TrevonR31 @sahil_hansraj @YasteelR @yakinsingh1