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Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet

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they should make bars that open at 8am

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im out here swabbing decks yer crew has nary set foot on

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Me and the algorithm are synchronizing, aligning. Our union is every bit as passionate and tender and ecstatic and unbearable. The inevitably has grasped my soul and will let go only in death. So be it.

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constantly watching my own death on another tab in my brain. has been running for years now. i'm so tired.

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LIFE HACK
ive been eating slop for months now, and you should be too.

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I'm hitting the blunt Daniel Plainview style #CarterVI

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Things are going to get much worse

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is life happening to me? or am I living?

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I'm doing sort of a slutty Phil Collins thing rn

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Jung would have fucking killed it as a muppet show guest

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This is not an impulse decision I am thinking more than I have ever thunk

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For those of you just turning in, here's the plan:
get famous on only fans
use the clout and money to promote and finance my weird art project that I've started in my 2 year hiatus
start a new life out in the country somewhere and quietly fade into obsolescence

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Fuck it I'm starting an only fans

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uh oh

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if the Miami Dolphins win the super bowl in the next 10 years i will eat all of the grass in my lawn @NFL @MiamiDolphins @BarackObama

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Beath Brips

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open container laws only apply to people who don’t bench 225

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love having shit in my pockets

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sex is lame go read the silmarillion

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every friend group has:
the knight errant
the cunning vagabond
the man without honor
the Rightful Heir
the warrior poet
the mad priest of the forsaken gods
the minstrel
and the one on that real shit 💯😂👌