sleeplessjiwoo

hi twitter deleted this account because i was younger than 13 when i made it, over NINE YEARS AGO

so i'm over @sleeplessjiwoo now ✌🏽

[sleeplessjiwoo @jiwoo5]

yesterday i slipped on my apartment floor and fell and this was the ONLY thing i could think about

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@bitofalady you heckin' sweetheart ! 💛 9 more days until then !! thank u for making me feel all warm and loved amidst it all✨✨✨

[sleeplessjiwoo @jiwoo5]

exhaustion level: crying for no reason when ur mom calls you to ask how you're doing

[sleeplessjiwoo @jiwoo5]

me + lack of sleep = accidentally telling my sister things like "did you know some people are born without teeth?"

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@halliensheehan @maude_laliberte I CAN'T GET OVER THIS

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@johngreen @maude_laliberte EUH SALUT

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me this morning @ the caffeine in my body: ...........any time, now

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when u wanted to copy the arthur meme but realize you’ve taken a picture of the wrong hand

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hoarder level: feeling wild when i get asked if i want my receipt and say no

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and the dude told me it was about the thickness of the solid sugar coating which, i don’t think is true in the real world, but also ?? oddly ??? specific ????

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yesterday i dreamt that i asked someone what’s the difference between m&m and smarties and i’m just.......... why, of all questions, was this one my subconscious really needed an answer to

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like ?? i was really confused because the girls were TINY but also approving because dang ! that’s right !! start ‘em young !!!

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“We can be in disagreement with somebody’s ideas without being disrespectful towards them”
- A dad I overheard talking to his 4 and 7-ish year-old daughters on the street this morning

[sleeplessjiwoo @jiwoo5]

@maude_laliberte oh...... no

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being a third year in dentistry is being with a bunch of other third years in the lab past 10 pm when you’ve been at school since 8 am and also have class at 8 the next day. cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt ✌🏼

[sleeplessjiwoo @jiwoo5]

“real rest does not exist. real rest is death”
- my anesthesiology prof (taken wildly out-of-context)

[Graci Kim @gracikim]

When I first started writing, the prospect of creating a pen name was enough to get me jumping with anticipation. Finally! A chance to give myself a more exciting last name than the one I was born with, or the unhyphenated, double-barrelled one I got through marriage... A THREAD

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@akaitybug they really are i cannot w a i t to watch it !!!! IT'S THE ONE I JUST FINISHED !!!! THEY WERE SO ADORABLE AJDKLFKSDJ

[sleeplessjiwoo @jiwoo5]

@akaitybug i'm literally watching interviews w the cast right now to hype myself up