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character actress Marlboro Martindale 🤘🏼 she/her

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@zaryaismywife & on the 32nd anniversary 😭

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luteal phase has me crying at a natgeo lion docuseries somebody please sedate me

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

trimming my bush with these

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the plumbing in my building is so bad they got me out here tryna teach myself a trade at 2 am 😭

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quit hunting for Easter eggs with the geezers & come smoke some grass with the wheezers

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fuck my brain fr like cmon girl shake the dust off

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

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bruised my mf forehead bouncing my dome off the pavement slipping on ice so please send us clumsy bitches some better vibes in these cold trying times 🙏

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we love MEN DOING MEN THINGS
(helping me unbury my plowed in car from the snow) 💕🥹

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somebody call the horny police 🚨

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high af thinking about middle school chemistry stirring my lil drink packet like okay this is a solution not a mixture 😩

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bury me in the aldi cheese aisle

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shoulda known I was a lil fruity bc I remember being sooo pressed she didn’t pick Dani in the end 😩

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

All this and Tila Tequila wasn’t even really bisexual. I had no business watching this as a 14 year old

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“there’s plenty of fish in the sea”

the fish:

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honestly iconic 🐍

[m @msnetik]

I hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re Sigourney Weaver’s nailpolish from Holes

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the autumnal chill in my bones means I’m shifting into ✨seasonal✨ depression mode 🤪🍁🍂

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rewatching my fave throuple plz do not contact

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still thinking about last night when the Bats won & their fireworks perfectly coincided with @ChappellRoan belting the chorus to Casual what a magically patriotic moment 🌈✨

[aru 🔬 @elfbotanist]

happy pride month

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@mandywould @shannonpurser I saw one tonight & we were not buds I tell ya what