AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam
Everything fun they tell you not to do. As a child it’s running in the pool. They blow the whistle. best part about pool is running as fast as you can chasing your friends. Jumping in. When you’re an adult they pull the same trick. dont drink on benzos. No opiates in the hot tub
I don't know why opening a beautiful cathedral that took 100 years to build by doing a drone show of is architect soyfacing at it is so unbearably funny to me, but it is, sorry
@oceanfearer I've enjoyed following you and sad to see you go but i get it this place is a hole anymore i hate it here. I don't have instagram but I'm on bluesky ugh same stupid handle, if you don't have that, good luck with everything
JUST IN: Anthropic co-founder Jack Clark reportedly warned new recruits to “get hobbies that aren’t computers,” saying the company is building a “superhuman coder with nation-state hacking capabilities.”
sitting down in the DMV and taking out a Mr. Potato Head and manipulating it and moving the parts around as i wait. intermittently muttering “fuck” and “goddammit”.
Hmm but i usually slept on the left, which was always further from the door. Not up to me that my partners put their beds like that. Hmm or maybe, evo-psychly, i CHOSE partners that did that... Hmm . hmmmm
@mountainlex Generation titles can be useful shorthand when discussing historical trends, but as soon as someone starts to use them to generalize their gripes? That's boomer shit. Uh oh wait