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[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

may my ass get fatter and my stomach flatter all of 2022 😤💯

[Matt Ramos @therealsupes]

you bring them back & we will make avengers endgame look like child’s play

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

Ongoing situation | I-45 remains shut down in the Spring area due to a standoff between a woman with a gun who's sitting on a lawn chair and authorities. Drivers are being told to avoid the area and expect major delays. https://t.co/DkOqJ4IoyY

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

commenting about my siblings like you raised them or something is dumb asf now when I tell you something I’m in the wrong

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

just bc your fucking signal is on does not mean u have the right of way idiot

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

nahhh that’s crazy

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

planning my baby’s 2nd birthday w tears in my eyes bc why do they grow up so fast? 🥹

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

pls just thinking about the fact that my child will grow up and leave one day makes me want to cry 🥹🥹 (and no not in that weird boy mom way just in that ah he’s grown up way) AND THE MF NOT EVEN TWO YET LMAOO

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

WHY are kids sickness so deathly when they give it to you like ?? PLS

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

never thought I could love anything as much as I love my child

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

Can someone pls tell my family that just bc I’m WFH doesn’t mean I’m not doing shit GAH DAMN

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

Am I healing ?? 1st year I don’t cry on my birthday in foreverrr

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

a kids show making me cry 😭😭

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

hearing my grown ass siblings fight with my 2 year old is so hilarious 🤣

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

like you’re sitting here trying to manipulate him and make him feel unloved because u don’t like what he told you ??

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

telling my brother he doesn’t have anybody that loves him knowing damn well we’ve been there for him no matter what is crazy

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

how to properly tell someone to not show up to your house unannounced 🙂🙂

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

haha didn’t update this but we’re up to 3 now and it’s only been a week 🥰 11 weeks to go

[gis 🦋 @jizzletorres]

first post surgery mental breakdown 😍🥰