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[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

@Swit_zee Felt lmaoo

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

@Xfinity has been the worse service to work with. Every time I call they have me on the phone for hours transferring me cause no one knows how to fix anything. 0/10 would not recommend.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

I finally figured out what Ciara did to manifest Russell. That dang “And I” song!

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Mother’s Day is around the corner. Invest in some luxury hair for that woman so she can stay out the hair sto

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

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[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

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[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Has anybody ever been able to pop the whole bag of popcorn?

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

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[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

I like when I wake up to Apple Pay’s cause daddy hit his parlays 🤑💰

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Shoutout to my baby fathers. They make sure I make it further. My trust in God, cocks and dollars.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

@LoveLolaBee @TheSims @EA 😂😂😂

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

I’m so sick of @TheSims @EA releasing these EP’s with all these glitches.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Finally got my account back after being hacked !!

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Trump gone mess around and sign an executive order to end interracial marriage lol

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

@BankofAmerica has to be the shadiest bank ever! Y’all bout to catch another lawsuit.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Please do. My 9 & 10 yr old daughters love you but their dad said they’re to young to go see you and Kendrick. Are you doing meet and greets? 😩

[SZA @sza]

To fulfill my last 2 album requirements I think I just wanna make peaceful children’s music n get outta here . Then go be a farmer n donate the produce to underserved communities.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

@elonmusk Well Elon I’ve got family from Nigeria working on their second master degree in engineering just to stay in this country. Let me know if you’re hiring.

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

@elonmusk Sounds about right. White Americans don’t do nothing but tell everybody else what to do. My Saudi, Nigerian and Mexican family will get the job done. Why would I hire Tanner when I can hire Mohammed, Ugonna and Jose 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Jizzy @jizzycostello]

Chrisean has actually said this before. And I don’t care how good they look you cannot convince that the women on these shows do not need therapy and aren’t struggling mentally

[NATE @NATERERUN]

WHAT DID CHRISEAN SAY TO TESEHKI ???