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what 1000 mg benadryl does to you

[ֺּׅ𓏽⑅ . 🧁 𝓂ike 🍭🏚️ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ @mikeaxexanax]

how it feels like trying to stop the bl33ding

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@Fuckandkissyou he can speak every language i thought

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just in case

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@GOJO_6E NEVER DISS MY MAN MADDS EVER AGAIN

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@WOUNDEDANIMAL00 threesome hate fuck with them and doofus 🥹

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@mortyrexia OO OO MEMEMEME

[Willow || rick n morty brainrot @willowingwinds]

//nsfw #rickorty noncon

I can’t decide if it will be more canon compliant for morty to cry the first time Rick comes onto him or if he will be excited and freaked out that it was finally happening. Maybe it’s both—he’d been secretly jerking off to thoughts of his grandpa for +

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@mortyrexia wait wdym sh

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@wh0r30z fuck it we should get drunk and get coddled by our boyfriends friends all week im down

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miami rickorty #rickorty #miamimorty #miamirick

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@Oldmenyao_i DICK PDICK DICK DICK DICK

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rick if he were a little more like me i guess #rickc137

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@rickmortypilled can i draw this and credit ur idea

[愛 @mindapoptosis]

Asi me siento leyendo los twitts de todos teniendo 2 seguidores

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@gabii_banana im the worst person i know and only like people twice my age so hes perfect for me (he's like 5 times my age)

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@bearren459 morty *gulp* ..grandpa needs you
shhh rick, stay still
morty..?
aw geez, this is terrible
morty whatre yo-mmph
shut up

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doofus rick cuz i need him to get fucked #rickandmorty #rickcest #doofusrick

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CW: drugging, non-con and belly bulge ofc
morty finds a way to have his way with rick (in some shitty ass artwork) #rickandmorty #rickorty

[kallie 🥤 @mhartimcdonhald]

am i actually liked or am i just tolerated