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here to make sure my housemates aren’t tweeting about me, in a non-schizoposting way 😁

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Life really is all about talking to strangers, playing cards, local food and maybe a skinny cigarette

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@hadjipipis Amen sister

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I love holiday wake up at 9am, cold shower, $4 little India lunch, chat to uncles, walk around, $2 lemon honey berry drink in a cup the size of a bucket, sit in aircon, sightsee, go back to friend house, 2nd cold shower, nap, embark out again to local band gig, repeat

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@castratedshame I reckon!

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@castratedshame They look comfy as

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@sleepyJAK And they’re correct!!

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You will watch crazy rich asians every time you fly to Singapore and you will cry. I don’t make the rules

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@camvalj Fml flying back to naarm rn

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Finally feeling something again (the weighted blanket of heat as soon as I step into southeast asia)

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@cooldudecentral @camvalj Listened to it on my flight, worst fomo not being there now

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@RevanOluklu Okay yep ✅✅✅

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@andywwwww_ Foul behaviour. If only I was fun or funny I guess 🙄

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Wake up guys a man just told me I’m not funny 🫩

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@oppahawktuah @zee63365234 Litrally

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@coooolgirl1999 I love you

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I attract everything I desire

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@zee63365234 @oppahawktuah Well, yes!

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@oppahawktuah @zee63365234 8am revs dancefloor stint

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@RevanOluklu Have downloaded popstar for my flight!

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The secondhand embarrassment of watching wuthering heights on the plane is enough for me to give it 0/5