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[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m damn lucky to be here

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

having one day to waste away on ur couch or in ur bed is so important

[Miles Johnston @MilesJohnston]

Like a fist clenched for so long that you've forgotten how to let it go

[trash jones @jzux]

oh men are having a loneliness epidemic? that sucks. have they tried dressing less lonely?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I ain’t proud of all the punches that I’ve thrown
But I don’t care I got a song with Post Malone

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Miss libra. @jawnnthadonn]

One thing about me , I’m gon cry

[nelson @madebynelson_]

🔓✨

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.

[jessi @jizzzi]

If you don’t allow dogs on your furniture, you’re not my kind of person. #immediatelyno

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

i don’t want to BeReal i want to BeLoca

[jessi @jizzzi]

The chokehold that @colleenhoover has on my life 😮‍💨 I’ve gone through more books the last 6 months than in my entire life

[Sonya 💜 @SimplyySonyaa]

If you're having a bad day, just remember someone is dating your ex and thinking they got lucky 😂

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[jessi @jizzzi]

@jasminedevreax I’ve felt this so hard the last two years. I got no time for conditional friendships 👋

[DaisyDares @DaisyDaresz]

Some people fuck with me heavy, I mean down to the bone. And others idk why y’all fuck with me at all. Shit be half assed.

[jessi @jizzzi]

This man from across the bar keeps buying every drink I order and I feel like I need to tell him I’m married 😂 thanks for the drinks tho buddy

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