John Jones

[John Jones @jj771]

@The_JamesJordan just watching an old clip of Bette Midler singing The Rose. You and Ola are dancing on it. Jees, you guys were good. Strictly’s loss.

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@SkyFootball @SkySportsNews Danny Mills is such a prat. ‘Head and shoulders better.’ Really?! Did United ruin your childhood or something? Haha. Clown. How you’ve got a job as a pundit is a complete mystery. I’ll tell you what - Aluko is head and shoulders a better pundit than you’ll ever be. Get a grip.

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@johnharris1969 just seen your interviews on In Ten Pictures about John Lennon. Just wanted to say how I loved your input and totally agree with all you said about the events.

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@RestIsFootball is there no end to Micah’s talents?

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#goteamengland just loving this. Every player a proper legend.

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@IanWright0 I’ve always respected you, but if your comments are correct you’re racist. You were a black superstar. Ince and Parker were heroes at my club United in the early 90s. Stop doing an Aluko and playing the race card. You’re better than that.

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@SkySportsPL I could say offensive things about Mr Gallagher, but I’ll be constructive instead. Sky - get someone on without a massively delusional bias on Ref Watch. He’s embarrassing.

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@susie_dent sorry if this has been asked before but where does ‘Oh, that old chestnut’ originate from?

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@piersmorgan just watched my first -ever episode of your Uncensored on Ch5. I’m not crawling up your arse (you’re a gooner for start) but it was bloody brilliant. I’ve told my associates who have an aversion to you to watch it. You probably won’t or need to read this but 👍🏻

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@JamesBlunt just heard your cover of Bridge Over Troubled Water on BBC. Fuckin epic

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@Tonypidge1 @ryan_wain Strictly, you thick melt

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@maxtempers let’s meet - and then after a few moments you’ll be eligible for a Motability car. Let’s do it?

[John Jones @jj771]

@HD_Football @NormanWhiteside What’s the real story why Peter Barnes wore the old kit?

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@shaunwill975 what the **** are you wearing on the BBC @ Eastenders? 😂 Great show though, you’re ace.

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@LoveIsland just seen an old episode of The Bill. Casey is DEFINITELY related to Tim Munro.
#lookalike

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@OfficialMarkO I’m 53, like to think I’m into my music, but I’m just watching an old TOTP from Nov 96. I’m ashamed to say I’ve never heard ‘Child’ before but what a beautiful song

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@bbuk I’m feeling nostalgic for the good old days when Big Brother still had his balls and wouldn’t accept ‘I did it for you’ nominations.

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@TheLastLeg Is it ok that @joshwiddicombe is moonlighting as a police officer?

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@TheLastLeg Is it ok that @joshwiddicombe has been moonlighting as a police officer?

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@BBCSnooker Hahahaha. Look at the guy next to Allen. The reflection makes it look like he’s wearing a snooker outfit 😂😂