Jenner Salazar

A day without laughter is a day wasted

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

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[My Dad Words @Hammer0fFacts]

Its not your job..

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Initial reaction with the proposed new menu?
Interesting, but needs to trim down a few.
25 items is more than enough.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Jinggoy Estrada is the Lebron James of graft and corruption among Senators in the Philippines.
Talk about consistency and longevity.
2001-2026

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

I have been interviewed in one of those types of resto just recently.
It's not that I cannot handle the responsibility, I've been on similar scenario abroad with a 10-month delay of the actual promotion and pay. I can definitely do it but with the right price of course.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Some family-owned and local restaurants in Baguio hire you as a Sous Chef, Assistant Head Chef, or Chef de Partie, but expect you to perform as the Head Chef. There's no one above you, full leadership of the kitchen brigade, but are NOT paid as one.
Wise but stingy if you ask me.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Boomers and Generation X are a bunch of narcissistic people.
Sorry not sorry.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

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Boink! 😂

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Ano meron sa Trader Joe's tote bag? Bakit nireresell ng almost Php1000 sa Pinas, samantalang wala pa ata daw $5 sa US yan. 😂

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Woah, Instagram comment has an "Edit" option already. What a game changer.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

"Fake it til you make it" parin talaga galawan mo Lakay.
You probably lied on your resume too.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Sorry 113 Wagner, timing wasn't right I guess.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Dilemma of having a stable but lower, immediate income now, or prepare for a long-term plan with a higher upside but with no guarantee.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Dear married couples who don't have kids,
NO, we don't have as much free time as you guys have.
NO, we're not just making alibis.
Don't judge a situation that you're not in.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Halos lahat ng comments ang sabi, "malakas ang keyboard".
Ano respond niyo dun?
"Hinaan ang guitars"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Are you guys acoustic???

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Nag pa open forum pa kayo pero binara niyo din lahat.
Just wasted everyone's time, gained nothing else aside from the feeling of not being heard and frustration.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

If you plan to speak to an outspoken person, don't expect them to just say 'Yes' to everything.
And remember, once you start to overreact, you will over-reply, and if you over-reply, expect an over-response.

Wait, are those even proper English words? 😂

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

No need to prep hard for arguments, rebuttals and using their statements against them is what gets it done.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

When you play the keyboard it sounds like Tom and Jerry were chasing each other and they stepped on it.

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Those 'standards' you set suddenly have exceptions once the criticism applies to you.

Now we just settle with the bare minimum, be content and say,
"okay lang yan, basta nairaos".

Okay lang ba talaga ang 'okay lang yan'?

[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Iyong pinaka una at makulit na nag rerequest ng Beef Biryani, iyon pa iyong hindi pa umoorder.
Sabi ko kasi, mas mahal ang karne ng baka sa manok, di ata pala kaya ng budget?
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[Jenner Salazar @jjBalong]

Ang lupet, ang attention span parang sa galunggong. 🤣