Joseph Surtees

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Do you know who I blame for the riots?

Boulangerie owners.

Because famously: Violence. Baguettes. Violence.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

To be fair, there was no La Rochelle in ancient Greece.

[Ticia Verveer @ticiaverveer]

Learning a modern language vs an ancient language

[Andy Lymer @AndyLymer]

Want to be paid to do a PhD? we have a fully funded 3yr scholarship available to work with the @CPFW_Aston team from January - on all things related to how we measure and understand personal financial wellbeing in the UK. Deadline to apply 9 Sept. See https://t.co/jVOJUaoZFB

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Here's a fun and interesting thread on my research and the implications it has for modern life - three likes

This cat is fluffy - three million likes

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

@SianySianySiany BMX. I would break every bone in my body.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Counterpoint. Tennis shouldn't be in the Olympics.

[Douglas Jackson @Dougwriter]

BBC Olympics coverage has now officially lost the plot. We'll cut away from this knife-edge tennis final between the two best players in the world to the parallel bars where some Briton you've never heard of might come fifth.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

"We could do with a left-winger who can cut inside and a centre mid."

[Haringey Community Press @HaringeyCP]

Hundreds of job seekers attend Spurs jobs fair

More than 600 people attended Tottenham Hotspur Foundation's latest jobs fair last week
https://t.co/BcJ1cYd86W

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

@tm_sharp Seems a fair enough question.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Happy #YorkshireDay.

I'll be celebrating by buying nobody a pint.

[Andy Lymer @AndyLymer]

Very excited about this new opportunity to do ground breaking work in personal finance wellbeing - might you be the right person to take up this offer?

Do get in touch if you’d like to know more.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

The #Olympics triathletes tomorrow after swimming in the Seine.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Adequate gun control laws.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Seems unfair the favourites have to drag a flag along behind them #Olympics

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Feels like Arthur Wellesley covered this a while back.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

@joshbythesea Unfortunately that's just where Warren Buffett lives.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

@JonnElledge They'd get leaves all over them.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Sorry guys.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Tennis shouldn't be an Olympic sport. Neither should football or anything involving horses.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

@robwhitepress Took me a while to get this.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Tennis shouldn't be an Olympic sport. Neither should football or anything involving horses.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

@lexfuller Just looked up kayak cross. It does look potentially excellent.

[Joseph Surtees @jj_surtees]

Best random Olympic sport?

i.e. the one every 4 years where you say, why don't I watch this all the time?