jacob mcgee

Personal autonomy has its limits

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If you have directv nfl Sunday ticket is free today.

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David banner is the tits

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@AdamSchefter better late than never. Nfl will and has always been reactive ahead of progressive.

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Car broke down off of moores lane and wonderful lady caught my eye holding a sign. Turns out to be a mannequin holding a Jesus sign. Shit.

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@Griffindoore dude so far behind....? Ps two or three months ago

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In alcohol education class:

Instructor: "what is a designated driver?"

Peer: "the dude that lost in rock, paper, scissors. "

[jacob mcgee @jjacob_mcgee]

http://t.co/AzNCuahqzf oh yeh.

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@calvinwatkins no doubt he is tough, but economically to the cowboys team what has he done?

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I need a drinking buddy at fj's in t minus 15 minutes, I'm not holding my breath or anything though.

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Old Milwaukee beer brown bag special. Coming up

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Firecracker to milk dud in 5.2

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@Udouj sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.

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Unfortunately you can't be a dumbass in a town of 66,000 people.

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Thank you Russia for motivating us Americans to be where we are today.

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have a happy Easter everyone! http://t.co/Wnlnof8Nvz

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Txk people avoid moores lane and cowhorn creek for an hour or so. Car wreck + school traffic is horrific

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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

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Real eye opening piece by the peeps at VICE. http://t.co/91zXg40ict