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@tacobellcare I get the feeling you don't care at all. I'm sick of getting the runaround!

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@KenJennings I feel like this is something @GovEvers would get behind!

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

Just a brilliant suggestion... @hodgman and @putthison get @SneezingCow as guest judge to do a @JudgeHodgmanPod show at @BigBlueTent on their Great Lakes tour.

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH Captain Underbelly felt hot breath on her neck as she was enveloped in black mist. The next thing she knew...
@pfeiferkid1 @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH hairy. You see, your nemesis pirate ship, The Lethargic Tricorn, is rapidly approaching from 3 leagues west. @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH Underbelly & Higgenbottom looked at each other questioningly, as neither were afraid of the dark. Underbelly offered the dark voice a cup of tea as she saw a swirl of blackness move closer. "Earl Grey or Sleepytime?" she offered hopefully.
@CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TaleTaletag #Gish

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@CarrieJKeenan @GISH something looming in the hazy darkness. Captain Underbelly shivered her timbers as she pondered if it was something she felt more than something she saw. "Argh! Bring me spyglass!," she bellowed to her crew.

Go for it! @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH on the pirate ship Dancing Bloomers. Captain Jane Underbelly was feeling restless...

Back at ya @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@nytimes I just did my daily Wordle and the statistics haven't been fixed for me. Wordle 237 3/6

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[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

I do not think it's a coincidence that 2 days after this @escapepodcast podcast about an alien who, working undercover as a Roomba, escapes its home to be beamed off the planet that a robot vacuum in the UK really did escape. https://t.co/UQNWi4Ex4s
https://t.co/HzDxMbbO7L

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@ErikGrove @mightymur @escapepodcast I rarely look up the authors of short stories on podcasts. I loved this one so much I had to find out if you have written anything else. I hope there is more to come.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Cointelegraph This is inaccurate. Tesla only sold ~10% of holdings to confirm BTC could be liquidated easily without moving market.

When there’s confirmation of reasonable (~50%) clean energy usage by miners with positive future trend, Tesla will resume allowing Bitcoin transactions.

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@elonmusk @Cointelegraph I made a lighthearted event!

The highlight/ -TeslaonAir.com_

Good Luck!

[Orangetilt ⚡️🔋🇨🇦❄️ @Orangetilt]

Little guy has a new favourite game & fun area. Truly amazing what this car offers!

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@DTCochrane @JesseThorn I got chocolate covered dried mangoes there once. They were one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth, and I haven't been able to find them since. I'm both happy and sad about that.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

The NBA season is going to be cancelled because of racism, not COVID. Think about that.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump is going to lose his shit and shit his pants when he’s sitting eating his McDonalds watching the RNC convention and this comes on Fox News

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

Biden leads Trump among women, minorities, college-educated whites, and former members of the Trump administration.

[jjanness▫️ @jjanness]

@Walmart It seems that advertising this as a nationwide event, when in reality it is only happening at select locations, is discouraging. I was excited to take the residents from the transitional housing program I work for, only to discover there isn't a participating location nearby.