Jacob Burton

a funky lil fella

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

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@musculareryn it’s spooky time babey

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@samburch08 @south776 i will accept zero honeydew slander it is a perfectly good melon

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@samburch08 @south776 don’t disrespect honeydew like that

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@thepeecaptain get switch

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@thepeecaptain that means it’s legend of zelda time babey

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@samburch08 i’m not the only one, sick

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@shortshortsman 1, no i’m poor. 2, yes absolutely.

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i slap my legs and i screech and honestly it helps

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today isn’t, and i am not, thank you

[Jacob Burton @jjaquobb]

sometimes you’ve just gotta fight a domino’s delivery person in a parking lot at eleven o’clock at night.