JJ

NJ // Pitt '20 // KKΓ

[JJ @jjbeachblonde]

3 Oreos at a time. That’s law.

[Gopuff @gopuff]

has anyone ever eaten just 1 Oreo at a time? kindly asking for a friend

[JJ @jjbeachblonde]

If you don’t love pickles, I don’t trust you.

[Gopuff @gopuff]

retweet if you love pickles

[egann @egannwyda]

picked my girlfriend up from “just drinking wine with the girls”

[New Jersey @NJGov]

imagine pumping your own g- 🤢🤢imagine pumping your own ga- 🤢🤢🤢 nvm can’t even say it 🤢🤢🥴🤮 🥴🤮

[addie @addisondiemm]

Is she rude or is she from New Jersey

[Barstool Pitt @StoolPitt]

Let’s take a look at some education stats shall we

Lower acceptance rate: Pitt

Higher average SAT scores: Pitt

Higher average ACT scores: Pitt

Highest ranking public university in the Northeast: Pitt

Highest ranking public university in the state: Pitt

[Barstool Pitt @StoolPitt]

2019 Forbes Magazine best universities

- Pitt is the #1 Public University in the Northeast for the 3rd straight year

- National Pitt ranks #96. Penn State ranks #105 (WVU #450 LOL)

- Yearly reminder: you post the same memes and videos every year you play us. Do better

[US Equestrian @USequestrian]

“This is a class that everybody dreams about winning. The prize money is amazing obviously, but the prestige of winning is really special.”

Watch how @JohnMaddenSales and Darry Lou captured the win and $1M in the CP International presented by Rolex 👇

[Shayna @shaaaaay21]

Anyone else feel like they can’t walk around campus without a backpack lol

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

No one:
My Apple Watch: why don’t u try moving today, you piece of shit

[mallory @mallorrrr]

My dad is a full on VSCO girl

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[spooky vic 🎃 @chilloutvic]

no one:
absolutely not a soul:
vsco girls:

[makaela:)) @makaelawill]

when you realized you signed up for the bachelorette instead of the voice #TheBachelorettefinale

[Hossain Rubel @DarcyRLynch1]

Jed = ULTIMATE fuckboy. he sleeps w/ a girl multiple times, introduces her to his parents, his friends, and meets her parents, does multiple romantic couple things, tells her that HE LOVES HER and still says "I didn't think it was a commitment"

I just--

#TheBacheloretteFinale