Double J

Family man, Script Supervisor, musician @yesdeartheband & pretty much here just to hashtag. 3x Top Ten finalist on @midnight hashtag wars. Now I want a win!

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#ThisSummerWillBe when I finally get that six-pack I've always wanted!

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I'll float, too? Cool. #ThatsWhereITLives @ITMovieOfficial

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Wanna buy a bucket of chicken and have a barrel of fun? #FastFoodPickUpLines

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Yo Quiero YOU #FastFoodPickUpLines

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#FastFoodPickUpLines Stick with me and you'll never eat another value meal

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Had a ball at @DefLeppard show in Vegas recently! What an amazing band and great opportunity to meet some of my musical heroes!

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@realbadger @BritishLogic @madbarrister @tudorspace @XplodingUnicorn @ReallySasquatch @OfficeSquatch @BigfootWoman @Darth_Pingu

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#UMightBeASuperVillain if you've been trying to perfect your evil laugh

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#MySidekickWould totally knock out Chuck Norris....*cringes in corner hoping Chuck Norris never sees this *

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#MySidekickWould totally kick your Palm Pilots butt

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Woody Woodpecker - uh huh huh huh huh uh huh huh huh huh...SHUT UP ALREADY! #RoastACartoon

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Samarai Jack? More like Samarai WHACK #RoastACartoon

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Hey Garfield...Lay off the lasagne and maybe you could do more than lay there and act smarmy #RoastACartoon

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So one day you can break out of jail #BadReasonsForTattoos

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To cover up a mistake #BadReasonsForTattoos

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Groundhog Day Of The Dead #HorrorAComedyMovie

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Nightmare On 21 Jump Street #HorrorAComedyMovie

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Twelve Monkeys Jumping On The Bed #AddASongToAMovie

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Million Dollar Baby, One More Time #AddASongToAMovie

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Who Let The Reservoir Dogs Out? #AddASongToAMovie

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Schindler's Kiss Is On My List #AddASongToAMovie