The Real Pterodactyl Ghost

sucked into a bagel

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I’ve got lovers. I’ve got friends. I’ve got family. But I abandon them all in an instant for an evening with Leon S. Kennedy.

[meghan @deloisivete]

My husband is out of town, so dinner is either cheese or spend $87 on DoorDash

[☘︎ @vintageforestt]

happy new years🤍

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Bill Skarsgård in less than a year.

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

White people be like hey play tongue tied by grouplove

[DAЯK 🜃 @DarkNetflixDE]

It’s December 1st. 8 years ago today, DARK premiered on Netflix.

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

Why was my mom so mean to me growing up and why does she not remember being mean to me

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball is a privilege and it can be taken away from you

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

everybody talking abt taylor swift today , nobody talking abt how i saved everyone on my airplane by imagining a Bright white bubble of protection encasing it and making sure the vibes in my heart and mind were exactly correct

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

she looks like she’s about to ruin my life and i’d let her

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Not a lot going on at the moment.

[hamdi @xamdl4]

The Grudge (2004) dir. Takashi Shimizu

[kaylee @rustedphones]

some of you show more sympathy for a racist being shot than innocent children whew

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Jason Kelce's intro for Taylor Swift on the upcoming episode of the New Heights podcast!

"The most requested guest in the history of shows"