Jack's Better Half

My memoir, titled: 'I live my life on standby: How I haven't caught a single bus I bought a ticket for in 21 years.' | Aspiring expat.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, compares to the feeling of slipping clean through the subway doors just as they’re closing on a day that you’re running hopelessly late. I thought about moving after the last time because I just don’t know how the NYC experience gets more perfect.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

I’m only back on here because @jefftweetedthat gave me shit for not following him.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

For fear of sounding cheesy and drunk: friends are what make the world go round and life would be so much bleaker without them.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

@jvn IS A FUCKING QUEEN AND I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM FOREVER.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

😍 loving the vintage couch vibes this rebrand is giving off. so, so good.

[The Business of Fashion @BoF]

.@Burberry’s chief creative officer Riccardo Tisci took to his personal Instagram Stories to unveil the new logo and monogram. https://t.co/YO0PVzZUhb

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

Look at ya girl making a cameo while working vv hard. #VaxBaltimore

[Vox Media Product @VoxProduct]

The making has begun. @Chorus design config improvements, a @Chorus CLI, design systems for @voxmediainc ERGs, better documentation searching, and much more!

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

I should move to London solely based on how much I dislike the French.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

Yo, is Chicharito just Gerard Way circa 2006? #BRAMEX

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

Told my eng manager that it’s taken me ~5 years to get anyone to believe me when I said I had ADHD and she *literally* belly laughed and said REALLY? Sigh. (Also, surround yourself with people who trust your judgment, y’all.)

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

JAMEIS WINSTON IS A FUCKING CREEP. His track record is sketchy at BEST and the way people are talking about this SECOND INCIDENT is as if the NFL is railroading him for appearances. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

NEYMAR IS SO GOOD.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

It’s almost as if no one on this train has seen a grown woman eating candy out of a family-sized bag for dinner before...?? #dontyuckmyyum

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

That standing o though 😍 https://t.co/g2AKDc8EcK

[Rhett @dialmformovies]

Here's video of DeNiro swearing at Trump on #TonyAwards
Australian feed didnt censor it.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

"She'll never be a story I make up." REMINDER TO ALWAYS READ POETRY. https://t.co/ngzmI0Hwok

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

Wearing a bathing suit so I didn’t have to wear a bra in this weather is probably the smartest decision I’ve ever made.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

“I wanted to say something dumb, like, ‘I wonder how many relationships end in parks.’”

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

MENTAL HEALTH SUPPORT REFORM NOW. INVISIBLE ILLNESSES ARE STILL ILLNESSES. WE ARE LOSING TOO MUCH. PEOPLE FEEL IRREPARABLY STUCK. WE NEED TO FUCKING HELP. https://t.co/ehFbQA9oKg

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

Connor is the type of guy who punches a wall when you get into a fight. Don’t EVER trust that kinda reaction out of a guy. #TheBachelorette

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

ES TUT MIR LEID, POCAHONTAS.

[Jack's Better Half @jjfair10]

I'm going through my old text messages right now, and let me tell you, IT IS A GOLD MINE. I mean, an ex of 3 months in HS hitting me up literally 6 years later? The shit that a guy I was seeing in college felt comfortable typing out? 😂 THE MESSAGES OF MY DREAMS.