Jim Heenan

[Bengal Jim & Friends @bengaljims_BTR]

1990’s Bengals defenses were never this bad.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Chase Burns' fastball velocity in his first inning as a big leaguer: 98, 100, 99, 100, 100, 100, 99, 99, 99.

Chase Burns' slider velocity in that same inning: 93, 90, 91, 92, 91.

He struck out Trent Grisham, Ben Rice and Aaron Judge, all swinging.

A future ace for the Reds.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Chase Burns starts his big league career by striking out the side vs the Yankees

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

I have no comment on how bad the NBA is currently.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Remember, if I see you jogging on Super Bowl Sunday I get to hit you with my car. Same as Thanksgiving.

[Phish Peaks That Go 🥜 @NutsPhishPeaks]

🥜 Franklin’s Tower - 4/16/99 🥜

🌹 ⚡️ 💀

RIP PHIL LESH.

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

Unreal. #Mets

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Jeff Brantley on the Reds landing Terry Francona:

"Let me tell you something. We aren't even in the offseason, and the Reds have already won (the offseason)."

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The only swing to produce a batting crown in three decades (‘76, '80, '90).

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

@awkwardgoogle Revolver

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

5 Years Ago Today, Amir Garrett fought a bunch of Pirates 👊🏿🏴‍☠️

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

@ClayTravis 30,000 is 2% of the population of the Bronx.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Rory when he sees @PaigeSpiranac this week:

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Baseball’s showcase culture is infinitely more culpable for the proliferation of arm injuries than the pitch clock is.

Everyone in the game knows this.

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

@ClayTravis Jim Boeheim did pretty well.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Not enough people talk about how if you take the average stats of every hitter currently in the HOF, the result you get is a slightly worse version of Will Clark:

Composite of all current HOF hitters
• .303/.377/.469 (.846 OPS)
• 406 2B, 224 HR, 1204 RBI

Will Clark
• .303/.384/.497 (.880 OPS)
• 440 2B, 284 HR, 1205 RBI

Despite posting stats that look so similar to your typical HOF'er that you have to squint to tell them apart –– not to mention the elegant swing, Gold Glove defense, and postseason heroics –– The Thrill received just 4.4% of the vote on his only HOF ballot appearance in 2006. An injustice!

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

@OddsShark 50

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

It’s moments like these when I think about people who don’t enjoy sports and I wonder what they’re doing right now. Maybe a nice book or museum or hike or something. All lovely, I’m sure.

Gimme this.

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

@awkwardgoogle

[Jim Heenan @jjheenan]

@BillSimmons Wrong