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But with my ego I can stand there in a speedo and be looked at like a fucking hero

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In the spirit of Father’s Day once I start wearing “hey dude” shoes and “cute” worlds greatest dad shirts just fucking off me.

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McDonalds, cigarettes and good weather

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Too much music content recent butttttt
It End Tonight by All American Rejects stilllllllllllllll be hittin. That piano riff to start.
Your subtleties they STRANGLE MEEEEEEEEE

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Truly whoever engineered their disposable fork is the next Leonardo Davinci

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Forks from chipotle be hittin different

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Janice STFU on violin is ear candy

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Shut the fuck up unc

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Anyone else in their 30s halfway thru their first beer and are fighting for their fucking life to finish it

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it's not xmas yet but what happened to the simpler times of having your families heads shit-ily photo shopped into dancing elves that you could EMAIL to all of your closest loved ones. what a time. to be alive.

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and possibly this too

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@LoganPaul since youre a fan of pokemon, dinosaurs, and nostalgia.. this is that all wrapped into one https://t.co/6q4yTdJYuN

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@Casey p.s. dont mind the dancing gummy worm on the timeline.

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@Casey no shot you see this.. as X is off the phone and you were rocking a flip phone in your last video buttt. Today at 10:50pm i was editing my own "movie" and realized the old Q&A theme song was a beastie boys song. thought you needed to know.

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@Casey -signed
a fellow kid from connecticut with a dream.

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any clothing, hats, socks, accessories, tumblers, backpacks, and especially nick nacks that you have that state "in my (blank blank) era" please find the nearest trash receptacle and remove off your person immediately.

it's for your own good!

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compile and print out physical copies was the key ingredient of the story as well

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in middle school we had this fill in/temp health teacher. i remember finding college dorm shenanigan level stuff on his facebook page. i decided it would be the greatest of ideas to compile all these photos. the peak being him with a CUSTOM J MAN cape fashioned to him 4halloween

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needless to say my man... or rather "J man" was pist pretty sure i showed everyone in the class and called him out for it in front of everyone.... shit dude.

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why is miley cyrus so catchy best of both worlds, pumping up the party, see you again...

her new song is a f-ing bop tho eaaaassssssyyyy lovaaaa

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yo what up