Janie Mae

on the brink of madness, thanks for asking. views are my own.

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

You’re weird af if you don’t want your people to achieve cool things

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

Had a dream a few nights ago that I bought a Dyson cordless vacuum.

Wish I could’ve stayed in it.

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

@Ronwalddd @taylorswift13 FK YAS

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

@TheScrooginator @JoshuelVelasco Walmart don’t @ me

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

I just KNEW it was a no bones day today.

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

The only thing you need is an email saying “free pizza” and everyone will show up.
Trust me, my program attendance was high.

[Mark Leuchter @MarkLeuchter]

I organized a free “how to write an essay” session for the building where I’m staying (full of undergrads). Was advertised in the building newsletter. Bought a bunch of pizza. Nobody showed up. I’m actually so sad.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

it’s crazy cuz ppl are gonna watch Squid Game and not even see it as a critique of capitalism

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

Try the squid game!

[CNN @CNN]

US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says https://t.co/p41AQq8sya

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

normal things in normal country

[Janie Mae @jjjanye]

@blackbelt216 FAR more important issues that ppl will never know of bc confidentiality 🤧🥱

[T 🌹 @itssssT_]

we cannot be friends if you need to talk to me everyday

[GL @gldivittorio]

Mexico is about 80% Catholic- this wasn't a decision of popular opinion, it was purely the court implementing the law as a secular body, like ours is supposed to be

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a little airplane awaiting clearance for takeoff. Please send dogs only. Thank you… 12/10

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

now that steve from blues clues apologized i can begin to work on my issues with men

2021 is about healing

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Some of you have huge “I have married parents” vibes

[𝕭𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 🗡 @ariesangelbre_]

it’s september