Jacqueline

little stinker, floridian (im sorry), transition goals are 2009 Tim Lincecum

[Jacqueline @jjjjacc]

@FallOutBoymoder pure evil and black pits where their hearts should be aside they are undoubtedly hitting that shit

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Asking my laser tech to hold a pen against my neck and tell me it’s the gom jabbar if she sees me wincing

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@who_shot_jgr 800 miles per hour and it just kinda cruises into frame lmao

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if a guy is into trans women he’s straight. except for me, you’re gay if u like me sorry champ I don’t make the rules.

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The number 68 is kind of a victim of middle child syndrome

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Fuck a carabiner I have a cooler way to say I top

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Mariners fans talking about ichiro: “he was a god made flesh, he did not play he performed, like a ballet on dirt and grass”

Mariners fans describing the touch of a woman: “yeah it was pretty cool”

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@BenOsick @TR4NNYKISSER I’m here looking for him

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When u get a new follow and they don’t immediately like your entire media tab

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Party fit
collar is made by: https://t.co/usDZ2PJZyj

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Yes I disc golf to mitski I can’t be upset abt hitting trees if im already crying

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@BackspaceInsert @devintoshea cybertruck thing I assume

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@thereisnobeth @AisSkeet The vast majority of the time actually. just tell us we’re pretty under selfies and let the big girls talk cis besties

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Sake drunk at the queer bar feel like isshiin ashina

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@redrum_panda yeah this is extremely real lmao

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last night my work mom found out im trans and asked my my name and gave me a huge hug and told me she’s proud of me and i was such a wreck 😭

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@NyxSayeth omg gf came preinstalled

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nooo babe i love ur paycheck the big ones scare me

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@NyxSayeth i love being a t4c sub too much i must educate the masses to improve my odds

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halimedes of the world my advice to you is play with her tits, nothing will make her melt faster and she’ll know you see her as a girl. godspeed

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@thesefrostynips Omg thank you!!!

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You can just be happy