jake

more sleep less everything else #tweetingintothevoid

[jake @jjjjake]

#GameOfThrones

Nobody:
Bran to everyone:

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Who says no??

[jake @jjjjake]

@NikonUSA

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

[Four Loko @fourloko]

Welcome to the Four Loko Big Game Gift Squares! Whatever today’s score, you get a chance to win the corresponding prize! Like and RT this post for a chance to be one of four random winners.

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

Uncle O’Grimacey was just released from prison after his sentence for bombing British soldiers.

[𝐙𝐨 🌶️ @ZoSpicyDubs]

@itsaboutthebaag Probably this guy

[Emma Camp @emmma_camp_]

BREAKING: President Donald Trump appoints Dr. Leo Spaceman to serve as surgeon general

[jake @jjjjake]

If I have to hear the bundlarooski commercial one more time I’m going to throw my tv in a lake

[jake @jjjjake]

Excel might be the most powerful data tool ever created or whatever but every time I have to make a bunch of charts I find a new reason to want to chuck my laptop into a fucking river

[jake @jjjjake]

Stay strong brother ✊

[Alfredo Brown @AlfredoABrown]

Hey Siri, play "Something in the Way" by Nirvana.

[jake @jjjjake]

@CollinRugg Everyone saying Onlyfins when fincel is right there

[jake @jjjjake]

(I really liked Elden Ring. It was a good frustration)

[jake @jjjjake]

My review no one asked for is in and CFB25 kinda fucking sucks. Road to Glory mode is the most frustrating aspect of any game I’ve played in years, and that includes Elden Ring

[jake @jjjjake]

Excel might be the most powerful data tool ever created or whatever but every time I have to make a bunch of charts I find a new reason to want to chuck my laptop into a fucking river

[jake @jjjjake]

@AMango720 Had to switch to the ABC broadcast

[jake @jjjjake]

Schefter ruining every pick in this draft. Stop foreshadowing everything!

[Pope @punishedpope]

i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation