some guy

king of queens of beers

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dame judy bench

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

in 2020 we helped our parents become democrats and in 2025 we get them to become leftists 😎

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

@christress Open the schools @whoweekly

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

@GianmarcoSoresi Gianmarco, I wish you very well in your current relationship but I’d love you to let me know if you break up with your gf so I can introduce you to my sister. I think you’d appreciate each other’s views of soup and proper soup attire

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

has anyone called adams Tammany Bald yet?

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

one DC-based drug dealer could really change the game rn

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

abortion is legal widely in china. We’re ready when u are, prez xi

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

POLITICO: As USAID retreats, China pounces —

• In Nepal, Beijing is signaling it's willing to step in to replace the void
• In the Cook Islands, warnings that the vacuum will give an opening for China
• In Colombia, China is already interested in filling the NGO gap

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

I hope everyone likes fugly fake snakeskin bc that’s going to be all the rage this spring

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

It’s official: Eric Adams’ shameless campaign to avoid legal accountability for corruption has succeeded.

In the midst of a right-wing billionaire assault on the working class of our city, he sold us out for another personal favor.

Election Day can’t come soon enough.

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

Travis lost the Super Bowl to make people hate her even more before she releases reputation taylors version

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Taylor Swift laughed off being booed at the Super Bowl 😅

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

go birds

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

I….. don’t think I’m going to be right about #1

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

tarek el moussa needs to be on the traitors!!!!!

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

oh really you’ve never heard of benson boone? Should we have a party? Should we invite bella hadid

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

rip tony bourdain u would’ve hated elon

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

covfefe

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biggest red flag is someone wanting to visit the uae

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

tuesdays are such a chore flipping back and forth from RHONY to 7 Little Johnstons

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

@kenklippenstein if rep connolly actually believed the words coming out of his mouth he would use his terminal diagnosis and make a sacrifice

[some guy @jjjustsomeguy]

following comrade pritzker from now on 🫡

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the government's job isn't to ruthlessly maximize shareholder value, it's to make sure the lights stay on *no matter what*

"move fast, break things" is great when you're making a burrito delivery app, not so great when you are the load-bearing institution for the entire planet