Mess JcCoy

Loyal to the land of Taylor Ham. The Hatfields are pansys.

[James Dator @James_Dator]

Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Really funny spam email to my work account if you know me and my extreme lack of musical talent

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

*googles wemby shoe size*

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Apparently I keep getting posted about on Facebook by a lady who has me blocked 😂😂😂 how fake is that lmfaoooo

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Little kids selling mangoes in my neighborhood instead of lemonade because it’s Miami. Those things are on every tree rn. Total racket. Genius.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

BREAKING: Lionel Messi is coming to MLS and will be joining Inter Miami next year, per @GuillemBalague.

Let's goooooo!!!!

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Me, getting invited to golf:

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

What is wrong with the people running the replays for nba games?! I want to see the replay for what just happened, not some out of context drive from 3 plays ago

[Joe Holder @JoeHolder_]

2 uninterrupted hours in the morning count as 4 at any other time of day. I can’t fully explain why but those who get it, get it.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Watching Playoff Jimmy

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

It’s really wild that a well discussed public speaking strategy is to picture everyone naked???

[Joe Holder @JoeHolder_]

people can be conduits for high quality ideas and “universal truths” but the moment you fall prey to the “appeal to authority” heuristic, and do not hold people accountable due to “who they are”, you lose

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Panama airport may have the most hot dog places I’ve ever seen anywhere

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Eating the watermelon seeds so a tree grows in me and I can sell them as a side hustle

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Feel like work should comp the hour we lost

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Ordered food and opened wine. Food is delayed +1 hour. Me:

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

Update to the +/- 2 people who read this: I got a refund and a credit, but had to order from somewhere else anyway. Also ended up super faded after the 2 hour wait.

[Mess JcCoy @jjmaccc]

There are those who always create the nicknames, those who always adopt and use the nicknames, and those who have zero idea what I mean