certified_bad_advice

Nonsense and irrational behavior at its best.
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Accuracy is Optional!!!

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If this makes you uncomfortable, it’s probably working.

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Accuracy is Optional!!!

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Chaos continues to reign supreme.

This account now exists to serve Certified Bad Advice.

Confidently wrong advice.
Irrational behavior encouraged.

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@FoxNews Y'all failed a probationary in office requirement (don't link sensitive data) wayyyyy before even hitting the 6-month mark. Empty cardboard boxes can be found up front and you have 30 minutes to clean out your freaking desks........

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Can someone invite me to https://t.co/Yplk2dkWRk?

cc @TextsHQ

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Welcome to the jungle!!!! When what happens in DGO stays in DGO!

#survival
#durangocolorado @ Durango, Colorado https://t.co/my9BRqia23

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Hats off to the babes @ericaparsons22 on another job well done on the Christmas Tree! #winnerof2021 #bestinshow #thatswifey #merrychristmas @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/6nAeMI8igm

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Jasper in full fall attire and sporting his rugged outdoor shag look! He calls this Chateau Dior @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/CDIwM4K5Le

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A HUGE shout out to @marblelifehsv on the amazing #epoxyflakefloor they did on our patio!!!! We could not be happier with the way it turned out and pulled everything together!!!!

Definitely worth the wait!!! https://t.co/nXEC6nIYEw

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As my man Matt from @meatchurchbbqsupply always says, I ain't mad at it!!!! #tomahawksteak #cookingwithfire #gameson #iaintmadatit @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/SLenswRt8c

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Never have I ever seen, let alone heard of an activated charcoal coffee but sure as hell, there it sits in #fountainvillecreamery¡ Just ask for the Black Gold! And I'm not going to lie, it was damn good!

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Just posted a photo @ Lyons Family Farms,TN. https://t.co/DXFk7R6BkI

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Just posted a photo @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/emvgNgH4JM

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When wifey @ericaparsons22 racks up that 6.4 million photo views. She just might have a lil sum n sum goin on! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #googlemaps #localguides #gulfport @ White Cap Seafood Restaurant https://t.co/rx0o81218i

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@TeamRedstone Let freedom ring!!!!!

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Just posted a video @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/pLLMAfqKob

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Always that one goober that can't get with the program! Either overdoing or doing nothing.... The struggle is real!!!!

I'm not even sure this is in line with the #paretoprinciple @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/CZ87RGx2Wg

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Just posted a video @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/ifXlDtxt0B

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#nationalshelterdogday we would like to give a huge shout out to our newest edition Jasper! Thanks to @anewleash for such an amazing opportunity with our little buddy!!!!! @ Huntsville, Alabama https://t.co/KwgqO50Yi3