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21 with no kids |P

[Brisadeiro 🍃 @sososwann_]

sou tão a favor do aborto que as vezes esqueço que essa porra é ilegal

[manu @mgomessv]

se o aborto não é para as que "não se cuidaram", então transplante de figado também não é para os bêbados e fumantes, já que também não se cuidaram

[𓊆ྀི۫ ̣̣̥ 𝖗𝖎𝖗𝖎♱ﹺ𓂅۫ﹺ ׁ ꒱ @ririettes]

2 things that are stopping me from killing myself:
1. pain
2. the possibility that i fail to kill myself and end up brain dead

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

mi teléfono viendo que lo voy a cargar por sexta vez en el día https://t.co/qy3FdhhOgS

[anya @Bb_menita03]

30. "miss, kalsada ito! daanan ng sasakyan, hindi entablado!"

"babalikan mo ako...babalikan mo ako..."

"jusko! jusko! ano ba naman yan! jusko! ay! nababaliw ka na ba!? bakit bigla kang nagbangga-bangga sa sasakyan ko?!"

from ika-6 na utos (2016)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

27. "nakakapagod magtaray, dapat pumapatay nalang"

from ang tanging ina mo (last na 'to!) (2010)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

23. "poor, poor, poor"

"bading, bading, bading!"

"mga difficult kasi kayo!"

"eh di mahirap ano ba!"

"tsaka mga dead-hungry kasi kayo!"

"eh di mga patay-gutom, bobo! bobo talaga kayo!"

from super inggo (2006)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

20. "bitch!"

"ang oily ng mukha mo!"

from pamilya ko (2019)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

19. "putangina, kung gusto ko magmura, tangina, magmumura ako!"

from babae at baril (2019)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

17. "subukan mong magsumbong o magsalita kay jack dahil maghahalo ang tubig baha at dugo mo dito sa malabon!"

"hey jack! hey! heypi birthday teyey! heypi birthday teyey! bye jack!"

from ang cute ng ina mo (2007)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

13. "excuse me, may urian ako"

"excuse me, mas may urian ako"

from babae sa septic tank 3: the real untold story of josephine bracken (2019)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

12. "people never change, science tells us that our genetic imprint predetermined your faith, your character, your choices, pinanganak kang bobo, lalaki kang bobo, mamatay kang bobo" from the gifted (2014)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

10. "candy, bubblegum, yosi nalang miss"

"putangina sinabi nang ayoko eh!'

"tangina mo rin"

from liberated (2003)

[anya @Bb_menita03]

unserious and funny lines from philippine tv / cinema - a thread

1. "yes, i am a slut but i am the best slut in town" from maging sino ka man (2006)

[it's me trulyyyyy @trulykamae]

Share this double potchi para maging happy ka this month HAHAHAHAAHHA

[glai ☾ @guiversvt]

that one Vernon au under this song…

[Akira ⭑꩜♡ | kissco @tpwk_akira]

plz can we all collectively agree we are still calling it twitter cause wtf is x