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@zerochills TSA was sleeping when this guy went through.

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What about those of us who like further ado?

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I used to think that a summary execution was when they did it when it’s warm outside and everybody has short pants on

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She prepped her only pepperoni

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What if instead of a credit card it was a card that paid in minutes of your life? I would pay cash at Five Guys.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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@RichardDawkins https://t.co/zgUA9Apguh

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Hoopty hoop

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@x3nome Gangster?

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@ESPNNBA @espn #nbatopshotthis

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@clevelanddotcom Oops

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Mostly #snl sucks but this chad sketch got me laughing

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Sci-Fi writers have proposed this paradox. If we send a spaceship to another star system, it would take so long, & techno-progress is so fast, that it would be overtaken by a ship of a later century. Which in turn would be overtaken . . . etc. Therefore pointless to start.

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Happy 100th birthday President Biden!

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Wow.

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Snuffleupagus has that big dick energy.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not knowing what it is, does not count as evidence for knowing what it is.

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We’ve passed the present and we’re presently in the future.

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I just ate ice cream made@from avocados. What a time to be alive.

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They rushed to release the reddish radishes.